Quotes

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Q: Good to see you Mr Bond, things have been awfully dull around here...Now you're on this, I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence! James Bond: I certainly hope so too.

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M: Too many free radicals. That's your problem. James Bond: "Free radicals," sir? M: Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread and too many dry martinis! James Bond: Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir. M: Oh, you'll do more than that, 007. From now on you will suffer a strict regimen of diet and exercise; we shall purge those toxins from you! James Bond: Shrublands? M: You got it!

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Fatima Blush: Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet. James Bond: Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.

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Maximilian Largo: Are you a man who enjoys games? James Bond: Depends with whom I'm playing.

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Maximilian Largo: Do you lose as gracefully as you win? James Bond: I don't know, I've never lost.

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James Bond: Is it far to the reef? Fatima Blush: It's far enough. We've got time to kill.

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Fatima Blush: Hold it! [points her gun at Bond] Sit up. Your gun. Carefully. Over here. Spread your legs. Good. Very good. You're quite a man, Mr. James Bond. But I am a superior woman. Guess where you get the first one. James Bond: Well, in view of your hatred of men... Fatima Blush: [enraged] LIAR! [normal] You know that making love to Fatima was the greatest pleasure of your life. James Bond: Well, to be perfectly honest, there was this girl in Philadelphia... Fatima Blush: SHUT UP! I am the best. James Bond: Yes. Yes, you're right. In fact, I was going to put you in my memoirs as...number one. Fatima Blush: Write. [keeps pointing her gun at Bond and gives the newspaper to him] Write. [Bond takes the pen-gun out of his pocket] Now write this: "The greatest rapture in my life was afforded me in a boat in Nassau by Fatima Blush. Signed James Bond, 007". James Bond: I just remembered...It's against service policy for agents to give out endorsements. Fatima Blush: WRITE! James Bond: Rig

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Maximilian Largo: That belonged to Napoleon's empress. That is my greatest treasure. Take it. Take it. [gives the statue to Domino] But be careful. That is your...wedding present. You betrayed me, but I forgive you. Domino Petachi: And what about my brother? Maximilian Largo: Your brother... Domino Petachi: I hate you. I hate you. Maximilian Largo: Oh, Domino! Domino! Domino Petachi: You're crazy. Maximilian Largo: Yeah, maybe...I'm crazy.

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James Bond: Oh, no. Nigel Small-Fawcett: I'm sorry, Mr. Bond. Obviously caught you at a bad moment. James Bond: M sent you. Nigel Small-Fawcett: Only to plead for your return, sir. M says that without you in the service, he fears for the security of the civilized world. James Bond: Never again. Domino Petachi: Never?