Quotes

Dialogue

Warren Schmidt: You're making a big mistake, don't marry this guy, don't do it. Jeannie Schmidt: What are you talking about? Warren Schmidt: The other night I had a dream and it was very real. Your mother was there and you were there and your aunt Estelle. And there was a... well, it wasn't really a spaceship, it was more like a blimp or an orb of some kind. And then a bunch of weird creatures came out and started trying to take you away, and you wanna know what? They all looked like Randall. Do you understand? And I was jumping up and down to save you.

Dialogue

Larry Hertzel: All I was doing was welcoming somebody into the family. Roberta Hertzel: Larry, we've been welcomed by you, thank you so much, now would you please just drink your fucking milk and shut the fuck up.