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Elke: He was always making money. He just had a knack for it. My little candy man. Christina: How do you like my UFO? Police Officer: [trying to pick Christina up] Let's go, sweetheart. You're a big girl.

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James: Michael, I hate you for making me say serious things so I will only say this once. You've gone too far with the drugs. Michael: Have you looked in the mirror lately?

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Michael: So. How's the novel coming? James: I've done another page! But now I think I might have writer's block. Michael: Two pages in five years?

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Michael: So, notice anything different? James: [looks around] The flies? Michael: No, seriously James. Anything or anyone missing? Like a drug dealer who used to live here? James: Well darling that could be anyone. Can I buy a vowel?

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Michael: Hi. I'm Michael Alig. James: Well I'll alert the media. Gotta dash!

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Keoki: Are we going far? Michael: All the way I hope.

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James: I know what you need. A nice hot cup of hot chocolate. Michael: Can you put some ecstasy in mine?

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Michael: We're like two peas in a pod, you and I, James. James: I pity the pod. Michael: You're the Yoda to my Luke. James: Excuse me. You're the Paula Abdul to my Janet Jackson. Michael: That's good, right?

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Michael: Our magazine's on the stands today. Can you believe it? Our own magazine! James: I've already seen it, and there's a problem. A big problem. I've been cut off. [reads from magazine page] "James St. James heads up white slave ring, sells twelve year old boys on Avenue B. Exclusive by Michael Alig." Why, Michael? Why? Michael: Oh come on Skrink, I think it's funny! James: My father does not share your sense of humor! Michael: I didn't know he was a Project X reader! James: Yes you did, because you sent him a lifetime subscription!

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Michael: Angel bailed me out. James: Angel? Michael: Well, actually, Angel bailed you out. James: Me? Michael: Yeah, I told the police I was you. Michael: Oh James, it's just all in fun. And after I told them you had AIDS, they gave me my own room with a VCR and ice cream! James: Michael, I don't even like you! I have never liked you!

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Talk Show Host: Is it true, ma'am, that your son Michael turned you on to the pill ecstasy? Elke: He said it was a headache pill. Talk Show Host: What happened when you took it? Elke: Well, my headache went away..