Max Keeble's Big Move

Max: In a world where the messengers of truth... the couriers of justice, bravely go forth... to complete their appointed routes... Computer Man in Voice: Your mission... complete paper route in 30 minutes. Max: One lone hero stands out among the rest. One fearless rider has the fortitude... to deliver the goods. To stand up to the forces of darkness... the legions of doom, the armies of oppression... and the evil Ice Cream Man. Evil Ice Cream Man: Paperboy. Welcome to the ice age, paperboy! [speaking into microphone] ♪I scream, you scream, We all scream for ice cream!♪ Oh, nuts! I forgot the sprinkles! [maniacal laughter] Tony Hawk: Hey, Max. Ohh! Evil Ice Cream Man: Hmmm... A Tony Hawk sundae! Tony Hawk: Oh, that Ice Cream Man sure is evil. Evil Ice Cream Man: [He jumps from his ice cream truck, and carries two ice cream scoopers, and starts talking as if he is in the old Chinese movies] Huh! Hah! I will defeat you... with my complicated fighting move. Max: [the words don't match his

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Dobbs: Keeble! Caught your act in the assembly! Looks like you could use some help with managing your portfolio. Max: Hey, that's my lunch money! Dobbs: And you have it all in cash. Kid, let me hold this for a while and I'll set you up with a nice mutual fund.

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Megan: This is a bad junior high. I can't believe what McGinty did to you. Robe: Mr. Jindrake says if someone tries to start a fight with you, you just ignore them. [Tries to eat the noodles from a garbage-covered Max] Megan: Ew! Robe! Ew. [Robe shrugs and throws the noodle to the ground]

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Principal Jindrake: What is the meaning of this? Max: Hey, I didn't do that. Principal Jindrake: So you want to save the filthy little beasts, eh? Perhaps you want me to give the animals my car. Do you want me to give my car to the smelly goat? Max: Goats don't drive, sir. Principal Jindrake: I don't care what you want me to do. The smelly goat will never get my car. Ever. Max: The animals have nowhere to go. Some creep's closing down the shelter. Principal Jindrake: I'm closing down the shelter, silly boy. Max: What? Principal Jindrake: All I need now is the right bulldozer. I'm thinking big and yellow. Where did you think I was going to build Knebworth stadium? In your house? [sarcastically] Ha, ha. Your house. That's rich. There wouldn't be room. Max: Whoa.

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Principal Jindrake: So the second teacher says, "I agree. That's why they call it a lounge." Ha. Well, here we are in the Curtis Junior High library. Superintendent Knebworth: Hmm. Smallish. Principal Jindrake: Yes, but we're biggish on books... especially sports books. In fact, the one we're waiting for is Crazy Legs: The Bobby Knebworth Story.

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Max: Do you mind if I hang here for a while, because there's some people after me. I did some stuff. Yeah, you probably... Yeah I'm really sorry about the cafeteria. But Jindraike has no right to do what he's doing, and now my friends are gonna get whaled on because of me, and I can't do anything about it. Janitor: Any kid can make a mess. Takes a man to clean it up. Max: [narrating] It took a man with a plunger to make me realize that I had to do something. I thought I'd stood up to the bullies, but all I'd really done was hit and run. That's not courage. That's ex-courage.

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