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Thorny: License and registration. Driver: Uh, Officer, I know that- Thorny: License and registration, please. Driver: The regis- Thorny: You know how fast you were goin'? Driver: What? Rabbit: How fast you were goin'? Driver: Uh, 65? Thorny: 63. Driver: Officer, isn't-- isn't the speed limit 65? Thorny: Yeah, it is. Where you boys headed? Passenger: Canada. Driver: C-- Canada. We're goin' over the border to Canada for some french fries and gravy, sir. Thorny: Canada, huh? Almost made it. [pause] Are you okay? Driver: Yeah, sure. Thorny: Yes, sir? Driver: Yes, sir. Thorny: Now, did you say, 'Yes, sir'? Rabbit: I think he said, 'Yeah, sure.' Passenger: What'd you say, man? Driver: Well, I said, 'Yeah, sure,' but what, literally, I said was, 'Yeah, sure, sir.' Thorny: So you are okay then? Driver: Yes, sir. Thorny: You smell somethin', Rabbit? Rabbit: [Sniffs] Fear.

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Mac: FUCKIN' PIG! Thorny: Mother of God.

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O'Hagen: Farva. Forgot the coffee. Farva: My bad, Cap. O'Hagen: All right, all right; let's get started. I got the latest shit list, gentlemen. It's down to Flagstone, Guilford, Deer Lick, and us. And you can bet your sweet butts if we keep up these low numbers, we're gonna get the big, ugly axe. Mac: Who'll bust heads on the highway? O'Hagen: The goddamn local cops, that's who! And you better believe that Grady and his goons have got a copy of this list, so we need to step it up. Farva: [leaning out of the break room] Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream. O'Hagen: Foster, how many tickets did you issue last week? Foster: Uh, I don't have my figures here in front of me... O'Hagen: Three. Foster: Can't make 'em speed. O'Hagen: Try hiding. Thorny: And grow a goddamn mustache, would ya? Foster: Hey, I haven't shaved in two weeks! I swear! Farva: Coffee served! No, no, that one's for Rabbit! Mac:: [With mocking voice and fake lisp] Awesome prank Farva. O'Hagen: Look, guys... every Thurs

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Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure. Farva: It's powdered sugar. Grady: The lice ... hate the sugar. So anyway- Farva: [Interrupting] It's delicious. Grady: Good, good... Grady: Now I have talked to the Governor myself. She's gonna shut your station down, son; it's gonna happen. And when that happens I could really use a good cop like yourself. So... Can we make a deal? Farva: [flatly] I'm all highway.

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Dimpus Burger Guy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, RELAX! Farva: Dammit, you burger punk! You son of a bitch! [Runs over to the counter, jumps over it, and tackles the Dimpus Burger Guy] Dimpus Burger Guy: [throws a tray of fries in the air as Farva tackles him] AAHHH!

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Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.

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