Quotes

Dialogue

Minister: Will the member for Staines return to his seat!?! Prime Minister: What's he doing? David Carlton: Uh, I don't know, Prime Minister. Ali G: Look at you all! All you ever do all day long is cuss each other! R-E-S-T-E-C-P. Do you have any idea what that spells? Minister: Restecp? Ali G: (confused) Yes. Restecp. Prime Minister: Restecp? Ali G: How can you all not be restecp-ing each other, when you doesn't restecp each other in here? Minister: Sergeant, eject this gentleman! Ali G: (hurriedly) You wanna know 'ow I make diz country bettah? Iz simple, two words: "Keep it real!" Minister: (thinking quick) That's three words! Ali G: Don't be a spannah — "It" ain't a real word — it's short for "innit", innit? Keep it real! Keep it real! Minister: The member for Staines will be banned from the House! Ali G: Is it because I is black? Ali G: I put it to you that you sucked off an ‘orse. Candidate: I did not, “suck off a horse”. I have already been over this with the Party Chairman — I wa