Quotes

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Cab Driver: Where you going, Yellow? Ted: Bloomsberry Museum, please. I'll give you 10 bucks extra if you'll stop calling me Yellow. Cab Driver: You got it, Sunshine.

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Maggie: Children... Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Okay, you know what? [sees the George Washington statue] His name's Washington. Kid: Man, that's a dumb name! Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Then call him George! How's that? Happy now? Maggie: Oh, I like George.

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[the boat with George in it is already leaving] Oh, no! I'm too late. Or am I? Luckily, movies have taught me exactly what to do in this situation. Kids, don't try this at home. [starts driving full speed toward the pier where the boat left] Here we go! [breaks through the pier gate and goes flying onto the boat] What am I doing? This isn't a movie. IT'S REAL!!! [the car splashes into a pool on the boat]

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We'll be cutting through heavy brush for 12 hours a day.

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Please, just go! Do you understand?

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Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: His "enormous idol" looks like it came out of a cereal box! Junior: Wow, that must be a huge box of cereal, or... Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: It's only 3 inches tall!

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Clovis: I should hope so, because that is a lot of yellow for one man. Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: You see it's... I thought you were color-blind. Clovis: I can see that.

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Miss. Plushbottom: [singing operatically] Yoooou... aaaare... FIREEED! Painter #1: Hey, she fired us in song. Painter #2: It still hurts!

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Mr. Bloomsberry: [to Junior] Nonsense. We promised the people something awe-inspiring, and we're giving it to them, thanks to Ted and George. [to Ted] I knew you wouldn't let me down. Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Well, sir, I've got to tell you, I came pretty close. Mr. Bloomsberry: No, no, Ted, I am so proud of you. You're like the son I never had. Junior: Father, I'm your son, remember? Mr. Bloomsberry: Yes, but I had you. [to Ted] Ted, this is amazing. Junior: [sighs, jealous of Ted] Yes, of course. What was I thinking?

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Ivan: [with a thick Russian accent] If I find pet, you are "ewicted." Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: E-what-ed? Ivan: E-vic-ted!

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Receptionist: Animal Control Hotline. How can we help you? Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: I need you to come to the Bloomsbury Institute right away. There's a very dangerous monkey. Receptionist: Can you describe dangerous, sir? Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Well, he's frothing at the mouth, has teeth like Ginzu knives, and-and crazy eyes. He's a killer! Listen to this. Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: Hey, put down that child! Oh, the horror!