Slap Shot

Ned Braden: You take the van, I'll keep the dog. Jim Carr: I may be bald, but at least I'm not chicken-shit! Denis Lemieux: [discussing hockey rules and customs, in broken English] Icing 'appen when dee puck come down... Bang! You know... before dee udder guy. Nobody dere. My h'arm go comme ça, den dee game stop den start h'up. Denis Lemieux: My h'allergy to those fucking fans, you know, has returned.

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Reggie Dunlop: How's it going, Nick? Nick Brophy: I'm drunk. Reggie Dunlop: Nah. Nick Brophy: I'm not bullshittin' ya. Got stinkin' shit-faced on the bus, Louise left me, and that son of a bitch over there keeps playin' me, when he knows I'm shit-faced. Reggie Dunlop: Geez, I'm really sorry. Nick Brophy: Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself.

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Reggie Dunlop: What are you guys doing? Steve Hanson: Puttin' on the foil! Jeff Hanson: Every game! Jack Hanson: Yeah, you want some?

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Referee: I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend you– Steve Hanson: I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!

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Mo Wanchuk: Hey, Reg! Reg! What did you say to him? Reggie Dunlop: I told him his wife was a dyke. Mo Wanchuk: NO! Reggie Dunlop: Yeah! Mo Wanchuk: Fuuuck! Jim Mahern: Jesus Christ, no wonder he flipped his lid. Johnny Upton: Anybody called my old lady a dyke, I'd go fucking bananas! Reggie Dunlop: His wife is a dyke!

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Jim Ahern: I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing. Joe McGrath: Have you seen Reg or Braden? Jim Ahern: Joe, I don't care man. Enough is enough. Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool out of myself. Am I right? Joe McGrath: Have you seen Dunlop or Braden– Johnny Upton: I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe! Joe McGrath: Aw, now, son... Johnny Upton: I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' aisle, I'm gonna open up this faggot bathrobe and wiggle my dick at 'em! Joe McGrath: You will not. Johhny Upton: Yes I am, Joe, and you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so that we never have to do this shit again. You and your fucking fashion shows. Joe McGrath: It's good publicity! You boys just haven't been bringing in the crowds like you used to. Johnny Upton: I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em, you cheap bastard. I'm telling you, ya better be prepared, because when I yank it out, everybody in that audience with the exception of my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits

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