Valley Girl

Randy: Hello. Julie Richman: Hello. Randy: Having a good time? Julie: I'm trying. Randy: That's good. Julie: What are you doing here? Randy: Well, it's a party. Julie: Yeah, I know it's a party, but who invited you? Randy: Oh, you have to be invited. That explains it. Julie: What? Randy: Why everyone is dressed so weird. You see, if I had been invited, I would have known it was a costume party. Julie: Right. Randy: I saw you once before, you know. Julie: Where? Randy: At the beach. Julie: That was you?

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Julie Richman: Do you think she really does all the stuff she says? Stacey: You know, I think she does. I mean, who could make up 'That stuff tastes like Clorox.'?

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Fred Bailey: So, you wanna dance? Girl: In another life! Fred Bailey: Yeah, I didn't either. I was just taking a poll.

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Julie Richman: Yeah, but Tommy can be such a dork, ya know? Like he's got the bod, but his brains are bad news. Suzi Brent: But he is bitchin'. You really are so lucky, Julie. Julie Richman: I know, but we've been going together so long now. Like I'm beginning to think I'm a piece of furniture or something, like an old chair! Loryn: Oh, bad news! Julie Richman: [glancing at Brad] I definitely need something new.

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Randy: Where do you work? Julie Richman: At my parents' store. Randy: What do they sell? Julie Richman: Health foods. Randy: That's cool. Julie Richman: Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?

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Julie Richman: I'll start my diet tomorrow. Stacey: You better watch out, because Randy might like the Hollywood lean look. Suzi Brent: Yeah, but blimps don't get to go out with Tommy. Julie Richman: Who? Stacey: Tommy. Julie Richman: Who? Loryn, Stacey, and Suzi: [in unison] TOMMY! Julie Richman: Fuck him!

Valley Girl (film), CC BY-SA 4.0