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Jennifer: Mr. President. Will Cooper: [gains attention] Yes, Jennifer. Jennifer: We just received an alien transmission from the "" lady. Will Cooper: What did she say? Jennifer: First of all, she asked where the beef was, then she said the next battle was on at sundown tomorrow. 5130'29" latitude, 09'42" longitude. Will Cooper: Where's that?

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Sam Brenner: In case it's , I just thought of something I should tell... Corporal Hill: [interrupts Sam] Please return to the support area! Sam Brenner: Okay, but there's a 5+1 formation, alright? Corporal Hill: [grabs Sam's shirt] If we need you, we know where to find you, alright? [pushes him away] Now bugger off. Bloody geek.

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Violet: Gentlemen, I'll be sending Pac-Man's current coordinates to each of your car's GPSes. Let's locate and eliminate. Will Cooper: Come on, guys. Sam Brenner: [confused] Pac-Man's a bad guy? Professor Iwatani: Pac-Man is not bad! I created him to bring joy to all the people of the world! They have brainwashed him! Deep down, he's kind, gentle. Someone you can tell your troubles to or grab a hamburger with. Professor Iwatani: You'll see. Violet: Professor Iwatani, get back in the car! Sam Brenner: Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?! Professor Iwatani: I will talk to him. He's my son! Sam Brenner: No, that's a bad idea. Professor Iwatani: [to Pac-Man] Hello, my sweet, little boy. Look how big you've grown. I'm so proud of you. Ludlow Lamonsoff: It's so sweet. He's so sweet. Professor Iwatani: But all these destructive things you're doing, it's wrong. I'm your father. I know, you're a good boy. Ludlow Lamonsoff: NOOOOO!!!! Professor Iwatani: SOMEBODY KILL THIS STUPID BITCH!!!! Sam

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Sam Brenner: [watching Matty play "The Last of Us" on the PlayStation 3] There's no rhyme or reason to this game. Where are the patterns? He just attacks out of left field. Matty: Patterns? Is that why you were so good with Pac-Man and Centipede? You memorized the patterns? Sam Brenner: Yeah. Only way to beat these things. Count the bullets, calculate the speed, crunch the numbers. Matty: Where's the fun in that? Sam Brenner: Oh, boy. Why? What do you do? Matty: You gotta pretend you're the guy and you don't wanna die. Sam Brenner: Yeah, that sounds cool, but it's not gonna work every time. Matty: That's why you have your reset button. Sam Brenner: Yeah, we didn't have those growin' up. [about "The Last of Us"] Most violent game I've ever seen. Eh-eh, I don't think it's healthy for ya. Matty: [thinking Sam Brenner is talking to him] It's fine, I can handle it. Sam Brenner: [to Matty; clarifying] No, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to homeboy. Q*Bert: [shaking in fear] So much blood

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Jim Porter: [storms through the crowd to Sam Brenner] What did you do?! Sam Brenner: I didn't do anything. I-I thought we obeyed every rule. Jim Porter: You thought wrong, civilian! We squandered our one chance on you, a hi-fi repair man. Sam Brenner: [nervously] But I-I swear... Jim Porter: [interrupts Sam] But nothin'! You heard Hall & Oates! You blew it! I've seen your files. You never accomplished a darn thing in your entire life. Violet: [stands up for Sam] Brenner won 2 battles, Admiral. That's 2 more than you. Jim Porter: I wouldn't get smart with me, Colonel! You were all over the sideshow that did nothing but waste valuable time. Sometimes I wonder if you're not working for the Martians yourself! Violet: Drop dead, Admiral! Jim Porter: [points at Violet] You're done! Will Cooper: [breaks up the argument] Alright, hey guys, that's enough! Listen, we tried something, it didn't work.

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Ludlow: I can't believe they took Matty as a trophy. I'm so sorry. Sam: Well, there's gotta be something we can do. Ludlow: Where's Eddie? Sam: Eddie... [stands up] Yeah, he crawled into a hole. We'll never see him again. Chewie won't take my calls. Violet got the boot. We're on our own, guys. Q*Bert: This feels like my planet. No fun, no laughter, only war. Violet: Wait. Wait a second. Q*Bert is from there. He knows all their secrets. Q*Bert: We were once a happy planet before you threatened us. Sam: But we didn't threaten you. Y-You saw footage of old games. Q*Bert: They do not know they are games. Violet: Well, why didn't you tell them that, Q*Bert, and stop them? Q*Bert: It's too late! And now the mothership is creating millions of to destroy your planet. Violet: Look, all we have to do is get inside the mothership and try to stop them. We can rescue Matty while we're up there. Ludlow: Up there? You wanna go up there? I don't know about that. Y'know, they took away our light cannon

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