Quotes

Others

[pinned on his grandma's carpet by FBI agents, furiously] GET OFF OF MY GRANDMAMA'S CARPET!!!!!! SHE DON'T LIKE NOBODY ON THE CARPET, ESPECIALLY POLICE!!!!!!

Dialogue

Ron Witwicky: I've got a little surprise for you, son. [Drives towards a Porsche dealer] Yep, a little surprise. Sam Witwicky: [Sees father driving them to Porsche dealership] No, no, no, NO!! Dad! Oh, you've got to be kidding me! Ron: Yeah, I am. [Drives past dealership] You're not getting a Porsche! Sam: [Offended look] You think that's funny? Ron: Yeah, I think it's funny. Sam: What's wrong with you?! Ron: What, did you really think I'd get you a Porsche? For your first car? Sam: I don't wanna talk to you for the rest of the day. [Ron chuckles]

Dialogue

Capt. Lennox: I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD!!! International Operator: [Bored] Sir, the attitude isn't going to speed things up any bit at all. I'm going to ask you to speak into the mouthpiece very clearly. Capt. Lennox: I'm in the middle of a war! This is friggin' ridiculous!! [Runs over to Epps] I need a credit card! Epps, where's your wallet? Tech Sgt. Epps: Pocket!!! Lennox: Which pocket?! Epps: MY BACK POCKET!!! Lennox: You've got ten back pockets!!! Epps: LEFT CHEEK!!! LEFT CHEEK!!! LEFT CHEEK!!! Lennox: [Picks up card and continues talking] Okay, it's a Visa. International Operator: Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full-service call package? Lennox: NO, I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!!!

Dialogue

Sam Witwicky: I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything. You sure? So listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house. [Mikaela enters the car] Mikaela Banes: [To herself]...I can't believe that I'm here right now. Sam: You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings. Mikaela: No, no, I don't mean here with you, just here, in this situation. Same situation I'm always in, and I don't know...I just have a weakness for hot guys with tight abs and really big arms. Sam: [Confused] Big arms? [Swallows] Well, there's a couple of new additions to the car. Like, I just put that light there. [Points to back seat] And that disco ball. [Tries to point light by flexing muscles] And so the light reflects from the disco ball.

Dialogue

Maggie: [walks in the door] I'm sorry to bother you. Glen Whitman: But, uh-- Maggie. Maggie: Listen, I need your help. Glen Whitman: No! This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace. Maggie: Listen to me. Glen's Grandmama: [shouts from another room] GLEN!!!! WHO IS IT?!?!?! Glen Whitman: [turns to his grandmama, angrily] SHUT UP, GRANDMA!!!!!!!! [turns to Maggie] What are you doing here?! Maggie: Just give me a break, will you, please? Glen Whitman: [turns to his grandmama again, angrily] GRANDMAMA, DRINK YOUR PRUNE JUICE!!!!!!

Dialogue

Optimus Prime: Are you Samuel James Witwicky, a descendant of Archibald Witwicky? Mikaela Banes: [Stunned] They know your name! Sam Witwicky: Yeah. Optimus: My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybertron. Ratchet: But you can call us "Autobots" for short. Sam: Autobots. Jazz: What's crackin', lil' bitches? [Does a somersault] Optimus: My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz. Jazz: This looks like a cool place to kick it! [Jumps onto a car behind him as if it were a chair] Sam: What is that? How did he learn to talk like that? Optimus: We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web (a system of interlinked hypertext documents accessed via the Internet). [Points to Ironhide] My weapons specialist, Ironhide. Ironhide: [Brandishing his weapons] You feeling lucky, punk? Optimus: Easy, Ironhide. Ironhide: Just kidding, I just wanted to show him my cannons. Optimus: Our medical officer, Ratchet. Ratchet: [Sniffing] The boy's pheromone levels

Dialogue

Optimus Prime: [Holding Archibald's glasses] Please...let this work. Jazz: Fire it up, Optimus. Optimus Prime: [Creates a hologram of the Earth from the glasses] The code...the code on these glasses indicates the AllSpark is 230 miles from here. Ratchet: I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize. Ironhide: They must know it's here as well... Jazz: What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die and become some human experiment! Optimus: He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish our mission. Bumblebee is a brave soldier; this is what he would want. Ironhide: Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race. Optimus: Were we so different? They are a young species; they have much to learn... but I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings...you all know there is only one way to end this war. We must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, [Opens his chest compartment] I will unite it with the spark in my chest. Ratchet:

Dialogue

Frenzy: [after finding the AllSpark] AllSpark located. Starscream: [In fighter jet form] This is Starscream: all Decepticons, mobilize. Barricade: [In police car form, driving fast along city street] Barricade en-route. Brawl: [In tank form, flattens fence] Brawl reporting... Bonecrusher: [In mine sweeper form, driving through airbase] Bonecrusher rolling... Blackout: [In helicopter form, flying over desert] Blackout incoming... All hail Megatron!

Dialogue

Starscream: I live to serve you, Lord Megatron! Megatron: Where is the Cube? Starscream: The humans have taken it! Megatron: [Growls] You failed me yet again, Starscream. GET THEM!

Dialogue

Jazz: You want a piece of me?! YOU WANT A PIECE?!! Megatron: No! [Killing Jazz, breaking him in two pieces] I want...TWO!!

Dialogue

Captain Lennox: Sam, where's the Cube? Sam Witwicky: [Pointing to the ground] Right there! Lennox: Epps, get those Blackhawks down here! That building...okay! Sam: What? Lennox: All right, I can't leave my guys back here, so here, take this flare. Okay, there's a tall white building with statues on top. Go to the rooftop, set the flare. Signal the chopper, and set the flare... Sam: What? No, no, I can't do this- Lennox: [Grabs him] Listen to me, you're a soldier now! All right? I need you take this Cube. Get it into military hands while we hold them off, or a lot of people are gonna die. [To Mikaela] You got to go, you got to go. Mikaela: No, I'm not leaving. Lennox: You need to go. Mikaela: No, I'm not leaving till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay? Tech Sgt. Epps: [into radio] Army Black Hawk, requesting immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo, headed to rooftop marked by flare. Ironhide: Sam, we will protect you. Sam: [Breathing heavily] Okay... Lennox: Epps, where are t

Dialogue

Megatron: [To Sam] I'll kill you! Mine! AllSpark! Optimus Prime: Sam, put the Cube in my chest now! Sam! No, Sam! [Sees Sam thrust the Cube into Megatron's chest, destroying him. To Megatron's destroyed corpse] You left me no choice, brother. Sam, I owe you my life. We are in your debt. Ironhide: [Hands Jazz's corpse] Prime, we couldn't save him. Optimus: Oh, Jazz. [Referring to the humans] We lost a great comrade, but gained new ones. Thank you, all of you. You honor us with your bravery. Bumblebee: [Fully fixed] Permission to speak, sir? Optimus: Permission granted, old friend. Sam Witwicky: You speak now? Bumblebee: I wish to stay with the boy. Optimus: If that is his choice. Sam: Yes.