Scorpion

Radio Host: For $108.3, which month has 28 days? Walter O'Brien: All of them. Radio Contestant: I actually know this one--February? Radio Host: We have a winner! Walter O'Brien: Idiots. Sylvester Dodd: Screw this up, brains and guts are gonna ignite all over town! Happy Quinn: Actually, fuel tanks ignite on impact. You won't find a body part. Toby Curtis: Mmm, blood-soaked spleen could burn at a slower rate. Paige Dineen: Hey! Please check your language around my 9-year-old. Walter O'Brien: Mr. Brooks, I am hacking into airport security. I'm gonna rotate the cameras to point at the monitors. I'll see it remotely and I will walk you through each step. Mr. Brooks: Who am I on with here? I am not comfortable with you hacking into anything at this airport. Walter O'Brien: Then don't make it so easy. Walter O'Brien: In situations like this, carelessnes, mistakes--they will haunt you. I know this from experience. Toby Curtis: Walter, I'm always on point. Have you seen my hat? Paige Dineen: W

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Paige Dineen: Hey, seriously, what's wrong? Walter O'Brien: I'm fine... So is Ralph, by the way. He hacked the thermometer, recallibrated the digital display. Paige Dineen: He did what?! Walter O'Brien: He hates school.

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Happy Quinn: Tools don't let you down. Only people do. Toby Curtis: Spending your life scared to connect to anyone isn't any way to live.

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Toby Curtis: We're gonna get a little un-PC up in here. Traditional bomber profile means we lose Asians and Latinos. Cut anyone over 60 and under 12. Federal Agent: That's not how this software's meant to operate. Toby Curtis: Explosives are traditionally a boys' club so let's lose the women. And anyone not wearing a hat or sunglasses. Alright! Now, who's ready for a little hustle and flow? Cabe Gallo: What's that? Toby Curtis: Flow dynamics. Study of herd think, actions and reactions. When one gazelle's ears perk up, so do all the others', and they all run from the cheetah with the same urgency. Ah! [points to screen] That guy in the hat and sunglasses. White male, 30s: fits domestic-terrorist MO. See, he's calm 'cause he knows no other bombs are gonna go off.

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Walter O'Brien: Any dreams you have of [Ralph] making a team or being in student council, it's just, uh, not gonna happen. Paige Dineen: I thought you told me he'd eventually fit in. Walter O'Brien: He will. Just not in school.

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Maintenance Worker: Exactly what are you looking for? Toby Curtis: If we explained it to you, your mind would melt into your socks. Cabe Gallo: It's official government business, just give us some room. Toby Curtis: Normals, huh? [looks at Paige] No offense. Paige Dineen: None taken.

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