Toy Story

Shark: Look, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy. Pizza Planet Guard: You are cleared to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet. Grace Phillips: What, dear? What was that?

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Andy Davis (as One-Eyed Bart): Alright, everyone! This is a stick-up! Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe! Andy Davis (as One-Eyed Bart): [chuckles] Money, money, money! Andy Davis (as Bo Peep): Stop it! Stop it, you mean old potato! Andy Davis (as One-Eyed Bart): Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over! [The sheep are on a toy car track Andy has set up in his room] Andy Davis (as Sheep): Help! Baa! Help us! Andy Davis (as Bo Peep): Oh, no, not my sheep! Somebody do something! Woody: [voice-box] Reach for the sky. Andy Davis (as One-Eyed Bart): Oh, no! Sheriff Woody! Andy Davis (as Woody): I'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart! Andy Davis (as One-Eyed Bart): [Andy pulls out his right eye] D'oh! How’d you know it was me? Andy Davis (as Woody): Are you gonna come quietly? Andy Davis (as One-Eyed Bart): You can't touch me, sheriff! I've brought my attack dog, [puts Slinky Dog in front of Mr. Potato Head (One-Eyed Bart)] with a built in forcefield!" Andy Davis (as Woody): Well, I brou

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Woody: Pull my string! The birthday party's today? Okay, everybody! Coast is clear. Mr. Potato Head: [puts his hat and nose back in their respective places] Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool. Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso! Hamm: I don't get it. [walks away] Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine! What're you looking at, ya hockey puck? Woody: Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky? Sarge: Sir! No, sir! Woody: Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease. [jumps down from the bed and looks around] Hey, uh, Slinky? Slinky Dog: Right here, Woody. I'm red this time. Woody: No. Slink... Slinky Dog: Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want. Woody: N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news. Slinky Dog: Bad news?! Woody: [holds Slinky's mouth shut] Shhh! [The toys stop and look at Woody, and Slinky] Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy. Slinky Dog: Got it. Woody: Be happy. Slinky Dog: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Woody: Staf

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Woody: Oh, thanks, Mike. Woody: Okay, whoa. Step back. Hamm: [Off-screen] For crying out loud. Woody: Okay. Thank you. [blows into the microphone] Hello. Check. That better? Great. Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great. Okay, first item today: uh, oh, yeah... has everyone picked a moving buddy? Toys: What? Hamm: Moving buddy? You can't be serious. Rex: Well, I didn't know we were supposed to have one already. Mr. Potato Head: [holding one of his arms] Do we have to hold hands? Woody: Oh, yeah. You guys think this is a big joke. We've only got one week left before the move. I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy. If you don't have one, get one! All right, next. Uh, oh, yes. Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting... was, I think, a big success, and we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you, Mr. Spell. Mr. Spell: <code>You're welcome.</code> Woody: Okay. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here. [reads quietly] Andy's birthd

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Woody: Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red! You know what to do. Sarge: Yes, sir! [jumps down from the table and onto one of the drawers] All right, men. You heard him. Code Red! Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute! Let's move! Move, move, move, move! Jennifer Davis: Okay, come on, kids. Everyone in the living room. It's almost time for the presents. Hamm: All right, gangway, gangway. Woody: [turns on the monitor] And this is how we find out what is in those presents. Jennifer Davis: Okay, who's hungry? [Sarge and his men all freeze into their plastic army men positions] Here come the chips. I've got Cool Ranch and Barbecue! [comes out of the kitchen and steps on one of the Green Army Men crushing him with her foot] Ow! What in the world... Oh! I thought I told him to pick these up. Rex: Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long? Woody: Hey, these guys are professionals. They're the best. Come on! They're not lyin’ down on the job.

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Wounded Soldier: G-G-Go on without me! J-Just go! Sarge: A good soldier never leaves a man behind. Jennifer Davis: [Off-screen] Okay, everybody, come on. [The soldiers set the baby monitor up while a medic tends to the wounded solider and gives a thumb's up to Sarge who peers under the leaves and looks through his binoculars to see the presents] Everybody settle down. Now, kids. Everybody..... You sit in a circle. No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there. Good. And..... Which present are you gonna open first? Child: Mine! Sarge: There they are.

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