Quotes

Dialogue

(voiceover) Hey, guys, I’m Amy! Don’t judge me, tuckers! I’m just a sexual girl, okay? I am fine. I am in control. This is clearly not my first rodeo. The key is to never ever let them sleep over. (voiceover) Look, I have a great job and my apartment is sick, and my friends and family are awesome, and I’m sort of seeing someone. This dude is not him. This guy is who I’m seeing. Kind of. He’s hot, right? He is great, but it is like fucking an ice sculpture.