Carnal Knowledge

Jonathan: If you had a choice... Sandy: Yeah? Jonathan: Would you rather love a girl, or have her love you? Sandy: I want it mutual. Jonathan: I mean if you couldn't have it mutual. Sandy: You mean would I rather be the one who loves, or is loved? Jonathan: Yeah. Sandy: It's not that easy a question. But, I think I'd rather be in love. Jonathan: Me too.

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Sandy: Looks aren't everything, you know. Jonathan: Believe me, looks are everything.

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Bobbie: The reason I sleep all day is because I can't stand my life! Jonathan: What life? Bobbie: Sleeping all day! Bobbie: I need a life. Jonathan: Get a job! Bobbie: I don't want a job. I want you. Jonathan: I'm taken, by me. Get out of the house, do something useful, Goddammit.

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Jonathan: Sandy, do you wanna get laid? Sandy: Please.

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Jonathan: Talk about the pot and the kettle. When I caught wind of your checkered past, I felt like a celibate. Bobbie: You made me tell you. Jonathan: Sure. I twisted your arm. Bobbie: It got you hot! Jonathan: Something has to.

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Jonathan: Do you always answer a question with a question? Susan: Do you always date your best friend's girlfriend?

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