What We Do in the Shadows

Vladislav: The point is, Deacon, you have not done the dishes for 5 years! Viago: Vladislav is right, it's unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like there. Vladislav: I'm so embarrassed when people come over here. Deacon: Why does it matter? You bring them over, you kill them! Vampires don't do dishes!

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Vladislav: [to Nick] Are you a virgin? Jackie: [interrupts] Yes. Nick: Umm, no. Jackie: [to Nick] You were a virgin when we were seeing each other. Nick: Yeah, I was 12.

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Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool. Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.

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Deacon: The neighbours can see you flying around the house. Do you want to draw attention to this house, hmm? Nick: You've got a whole documentary group following you around. Deacon: I'm doing an erotic dance for my friends. You ruined it. I was in the zone. My friends were loving it.

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Anton, Werewolf Leader: Hey hey hey. Don't swear. We're werewolves, not Swear-Wolves. What are we? Werewolves: Werewolves, not Swear-Wolves.

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Nick: Twilight! Deacon: Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.

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