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Zach: [about the gnomes] Maybe they're friendly. [a gnome throws a knife at his head] Not friendly. Definitely not friendly! Hannah: [whispering] Nobody make a sound. [lamp clatters] Lorraine: Calling all cops. Calling all the cops. Head to the high school. My nephew is in trouble. He's with R. L. Stine. They think they know how to stop all this. Officer Stevens: The town has been invaded. Communications are down. We're talking mass chaos and no one knows how to stop it.

From movie

"Mr. Shivers": Surround sound. I didn't know being an audiophile was a crime. Officer Brooks: [outraged] Being a what?! A WHAT-ophile?! Officer Stevens: [calming her] Whoa, whoa, whoa, that just means he is a connoisseur of high-end audio equipment. Officer Brooks: Oh...

From movie

Mr. Black (The real R. L. Stine): Hello, Mr. Stine. Mr. Stine: Hello, Mr. Black.

From trailer

Champion: The Abominable Snowman just crawled out of a book, that doesn't just happen! R. L. Stine: You just released every monster I've ever created! Champ: What was that? Stine: It's the Invisible Boy. Champ: [getting slapped by Brent the Invisible Boy] Ow! Stine: Ah, he's such a crack up.

From trailer

What are you doing? Get me out! [the werewolf starts coming after Zach and Stine] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, keep going!

From trailer

Hannah: [quietly] Did you unlock a book? Zach Cooper: I'm sorry. I'll put it back where it belongs. Look, here it is. Hannah: No, don't open it! [Zach accidentally opens a manuscript which releases the Abominable Snowman of Pasadena, the Abominable Snowman touches a light of a ceiling lamp, which stings his finger] [whispering] Nobody make a sound. [Champ screams in terror which the Abominable Snowman of Pasadena hears him, then he starts to charge at him, but Zach pushes him aside, then the Abominable Snowman breaks out of the house]

From trailer

Hannah: So you're the new neighbor? Zach: Yeah. I'm Zach, by the way. Hannah: I'm Hannah. Stine: [from behind her] Hannah! Hannah: I gotta go. Zach: Hey, we're just moving in. Stine: [referring to the fence between their 2 houses] You see that fence? Zach: Uh, yes... Stine: [sternly] Stay on your side of it.

From trailer

[an army of lawn gnomes start popping out] Maybe, they're friendly. [1 lawn gnome throws a knife next to him, then its eyebrows turn angry] Not friendly, definitely not friendly! [one lawn gnome jumps and starts to attack Stine, but Champ smashes it with a frying pan]

From trailer

Zach: Alright, everyone, find anything you can to barricade the doors. Hannah: We cannot let the monsters inside.

From trailer

Zach: [referring to Hannah's dad] He's a big teddy bear. Hannah: Don't take it personally. He doesn't really like anyone.

From trailer

[to Zach] C'mon, scaredy-cat!