Quotes

Dialogue

Michael Longstreet: I was wondering — and I know this is isn't important — but do you know what they were arguing about? Ethan won't say a word. Nancy Cowan: Ethan wouldn't let Zachary be a part of his gang. Penelope Longstreet: [horrified] Ethan has a gang? Alec Cowan: And he called him a snitch. Penelope Longstreet: [to Michael] Did you know Ethan had a gang? Michael Longstreet: No, but I'm thrilled to hear it!

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Nancy Cowan: [reaching for the scotch bottle] Let's get out of here, Alan. These people are monsters. Alan Cowan: Stop it, Nancy. Nancy Cowan: No, no, no. I want to drink some more. I- I wanna get drunk off my ass! This- this bitch throws my bag against the ceiling, nobody lifts a finger. I wanna be blind drunk. Alan Cowan: You're drunk enough. Nancy Cowan: How can you let her call our son a criminal? We come over here to work things out with them and they, they insult us, they browbeat us, they lecture us about being good citizens of the world! I am glad our son kicked the shit out of your son and I wipe my ass with your human rights! Michael Longstreet: Wow! Get a couple of drinks in her and BAM!, her true self comes out.

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Michael Longstreet: Penelope, what happened to your sense of humor? Penelope Longstreet: I don't have a sense of humor, and I don't want one!

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Nancy Cowan: At least our kid isn't a little wimpy-ass faggot! Penelope Longstreet: Yours is a FUCKING SNITCH!

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Alan Cowan: Nancy, it's absurd to drink in your condition. Nancy Cowan: What condition?