Boy Meets World, season 2

Cory: See, I've been doing my homework. Amy: You've done homework? Cory: It's a metaphor. So how do I avoid years of humiliation and abuse? Alan: Don't get married. [Amy smacks him] It's a metaphor!

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Why did we have to leave the old school. I was so cool in the old school. They had no right to pass me. I am an idiot.

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Mr. Feeny: Well Mr. Matthews, why don't we treat this little rendezvous as a dress rehearsal for the many visits we'll undoubtedly have this year. Cory: Huh? Mr. Feeny: Get out of my face!!!!

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Eric: [panicking] Cory, we're studying. Cory: So am I!

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[in health class] Well, the man's got the sperm and the woman's got the egg. Now, once a month an egg slides down the 'Philippine' tube towards the uterus. The first sperm to reach the egg wins, it gets a medal, it's born, you name him Cory, you push him out the door, and nothing makes sense for the rest of his life.

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Eric: You named them after yourselves? Cory: Yeah. Shawn's the one chewing the lock. I'm the one with the skin disease.

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