House, season 6

House: [to another patient in during a group session] Cut your wrists, huh? Dr. Beasley: Greg, there are certain topics... House: Oh, I'm sorry. Is suicide taboo? Gosh, if I'd broken a rule on my first day, I will kill myself. Beasley: Group's over!

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Beasley: I know you're scheming. Working on your next elaborate plan to get out of here. Why don't you put the plan on hold for a few days? See what happens. Just let me do my job. If you prefer private to group, we can do that. Maybe try some SSRIs. If you think nothing's working, you can always go back to your scheming. House: God, if only you'd said that 2 minutes ago. Before I came up with my new scheme. Now I'm committed. Ha! Get it?

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How come every time you compliment me it sounds like an accusation?

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What exactly is the difference between pretending to cooperate and actually cooperating?

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Dr. Darryl Nolan: Everything in your life has been about finding the truth. But suddenly with this guy, you decide to reinforce a sick man's delusions! You just want to take a swing at me, hm? You don't care about getting out. You don't care about him. You don't even care about the truth! [Scoffs] You don't care about anything, House! I'm transferring you to Winslow Psychiatric. You'll have better luck pulling the wool over their eyes. I'm done! House: Don't. I need help.

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House: I want to get better. Whatever the hell that means. Sick of being miserable. Nolan: So you'd like to be happy. House: Again with the reflecting. Yes! I'd like to be happy. Nolan: Being happy is an excellent goal. Not many patients can crystallize exactly what they're hoping to get out of this.

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