SpongeBob's Atlantis SquarePantis

SpongeBob: Why, Mr. Krabs? WHY does he HATE us so?! Mr. Krabs: Well, you might as well blame me, SpongeBob. There was a time when Plankton and I...were...best friends. SpongeBob: Best friends?! Mr. Krabs: Friends at birth, you might say. Even as wee ones.

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SpongeBob: Yeah, Mr. Krabs. What did happen next? Squidward: [sarcastically] Yeah, I really wanna know. Mr. Krabs: Listen up, Squidward! 'Cause this is where it gets juicy.

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You've got rats in the kitchen!

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[finding out a gorilla shows up as an employee] What? They let a smelly, hairy fleabag like that serve food? [a gorilla goes on a rampage and throws burgers]

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Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing in there? SpongeBob: [comes out of the bathroom in tears] Crying my eyes out...! Squidward: Well, hurry up! I gotta cry, too! SpongeBob: Why, Squidward? Squidward: Because when Jim leaves, I'll be stuck with you again!

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Jim: Hey, Eugene, where's that little fry cook of yours? Mr. Krabs: He thinks you're taking his job, so he's run off! Jim: Hey, great idea! And you can give me a raise! [both laugh it off] SpongeBob: [watching from the freezer] Look at them. Mr. Krabs is probably offering Jim my job right now. Mr. Krabs: [stops laughing] Well, I better go find him. [SpongeBob comes out] Spongebob! SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I was just leaving. I'm not fit to inhabit the same kitchen as Jim. So it is with a heavy heart that I relinquish my position as fry cook. Jim: What are you thinking, SpongeBob? I'm not taking your job! SpongeBob: But you're the greatest fry cook in the world! The Krusty Krab deserves better than me. Jim: Both those statements are true, SpongeBob, but there's a reason I left the Krusty Krab. It all started on a warm summer evening. Business was slow, so Squidward and I were having one of our famous bowl sessions... Jim: We should open our own restaurant and stop relying on o

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