Escape from Planet Earth

Kip: Supernova 9, you are go for remote assistance! Lena: You were the one who wanted to be a stay-at-home mom. So why don't you stay at home and let me do my job? Plarbe: [during the food fight] People, people, where are your manners?

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Gary: [referring to the "Dark Planet"] It's too risky to send Scorch out there. Please! Lena: Drop it, Gary. I'm warning you. Gary: I'm the mission controller! Does nobody here care what I think? Lena: No. Scorch: Not really. Barry: Nope. Gary: Then why am I even here? Lena: It'll be fine, Gary. He's done this 100 times. Gary: We've done this 100 times. We're a team. [to Scorch] I'm the brains and you're the brawn. That's what you always said. Scorch: I said it to make you feel better, little brother. Gary: [frustrated] Scorch, stop calling me that! Scorch: You've been trying to control me your whole life. Isn't that why you joined Mission Control? [slurps from a can of Dark Planet Cola] Gary: I'm looking out for you. That's what brothers do. Scorch: Oh please. You sit around here pushing buttons while I am out there risking my neck. Gary: Oh yeah? I'd like to see you do it without me. Scorch: Any time, any place, little brother. Gary: If you insist on going through with this idiotic m

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Gary: Kira, Kip's gone! Kip's gone! Kira: What? Gary: The rescue pod! Kira: [shocked; lets the plates drop] We gotta get to BASA before he does! Gary: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? Kira: We're using the rocket boots. Gary: Are you crazy? The gyroscope is off. The thrust mechanism is broken. They're not ready to fly. Kira: I've spent 15 years as a BASA test pilot. It's not rocket science. Gary: That's exactly what it is! They're rocket boots! Kira: [turns on the rocket boots] Gary, turn off your brain and hang on!

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3D Movie Girl: Ugh! [takes 3D glasses off in exasperation] I thought this was supposed to be in 3D! 3D Movie Guy: Shh! It is in 3D. 3D Movie Girl: Okay, that's better.

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Lena: Hello, Shanky-panky. Shanker: Hello, my darling. You look ravishing. Lena: Oh, you always say that. Shanker: That's because it's true. Lena: Did you get my present? Shanker: Yes. [opens a cabinet and pulls out a Blubonium reactor] I did. Lena: So do you like it? Shanker: It's...okay. Lena: Pooky, what's wrong? Shanker: Nothing. It's fine. I just... I was expecting more. Lena: Well, that was just a sample. There's more coming, I promise. I'm bringing enough so we can rule the universe together. Shanker: Hurry, my love. [hangs up after Lena blows him a kiss]

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Io: Keep it down, I'm trying to get some shuteye! Gary: Oh! [laughs] I get it. Shuteye. You've got one eye. Io: Are you making fun of my one eye? [roars angrily as she shakes the bars back and forth]

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