The Dark Knight

Buyer beware! I told you my compound would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go.

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Goddammit, will you stop pointing that gun at my family?!

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Batman: Don't let me find you out here again. Brian Douglas: We're trying to help you! Batman: I don't need help! Scarecrow: [amused] Not my diagnosis! Brian Douglas: What gives you the right?! What's the difference between you and me?! Batman: I'm not wearing hockey pads.

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Jim Gordon: I hear you've got a hell of a right cross. It’s a shame Sal's going to walk. Harvey Dent: Well, good thing about the mob is they keep giving you second chances. [Looking through a bundle of bills] Lightly irradiated bills. Fancy stuff for a city cop. Have help? Gordon: We liaise with various agencies- Dent: Save it, Gordon. I want to meet him. Gordon: Official policy is to arrest the vigilante know as “Batman” on sight. Dent: And that flood light on top of M.C.U.? Gordon: If you have problems with malfunctioning equipment, I suggest you take them up with maintenance, counselor. Dent: I've put every known money launderer in Gotham behind bars but the mob is still getting its money out. I think you and your "friend" have found the last game in town and you're trying to hit them where it hurts: their wallets. It's bold. You gonna count me in? Gordon: In this town, the fewer people know something, the safer the operation. Dent: Gordon, I don't like that you've got your own spec

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Lau: I already have. For obvious reasons, I couldn't wait for your permission. Rest assured, your money is safe. The Joker: [enters laughing sarcastically] And I thought my jokes were bad! Gambol: Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off. The Joker: How about a magic trick? [sticks a pencil into the table, point first] I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. [slams Gambol's henchman's head down upon the pencil, penetrating his eye socket] Ta-da! It's— it's gone! Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You ought to know. You bought it! [Gambol rises in anger] The Chechen: Sit. I want to hear proposition. [Joker gestures to The Chechen in agreement as Gambol sits down] The Joker: Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your – did your balls drop off? Hmm? You see, a guy like me— Gambol: A freak! [mobsters chuckle] The Joker: [annoyed] A guy like me— Look, listen. I know why you

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Bruce Wayne: You look tired, Alfred. You'll be all right without me? Alfred Pennyworth: [glancing at a yacht full of beautiful Russian women] If you can tell me the Russian for "Apply your own bloody suntan lotion."

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