Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Junkman: What is this heap of old iron doin' here? Bill Coggins: Old iron? Junkman: I'll give ya ten bob for it. Bill Coggins: Please do not be daft. This was once such a great car; it won the British Grand Prix three years running. Junkman: (chuckles greedily) So it's a car eh it? (touches the broken wheel) Jeremy: Certainly it is a car! Jemimah Potts: It's a racing car and we're winning! Jeremy: And you are in the way! Junkman: (rudely) And you are in the way of a belt wrapped around your ear young man, if I have any more of your lip!! All right. I will give ya 15 bob for it. Bill Coggins: Make it 30 and she is yours. Jemimah: (shocked) Mr. Coggins, you are not selling her, are you!? Junkman: (furiously) Of course he's goin' to sell her!! Whattaya think he is runnin' here?! A children's playground or something?!! All right 30 bob. I will pick her up Wednesday.

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Truly Scrumptious: What's your name? Jemimah: I'm Jemimah. Jeremy: And I'm Jeremy. Jemimah: What's yours? Truly Scrumptious: Truly. Jemimah: That's a very pretty name. Truly Scrumptious: Now, where is your house? Jeremy: Oh, we don't live in a house. Jemimah: We live a castle. On top of a hill. Truly Scrumptious: [laughs] A castle? I didn't know there were any castles around here. Jemimah: Well, it isn't a castle exactly. Jeremy: That's what Daddy calls it. He says King Alfred used to live there hundreds of years ago. Truly Scrumptious: And does your Daddy know you aren't in school? Jemimah: Oh, he won't mind. He never does. Jeremy: Anyway, he's awful busy. Truly Scrumptious: Is he? Well, he'll have to find time to see me because I have a few things to say to him.

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Truly Scrumptious: Well! I've never been... Caractacus Potts: Spoken to like that? Well, maybe it's about time!

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Caractacus Potts: The nerve of that woman! Coming in here and telling me how to raise my children! Do I need someone telling me how to raise my children? Do I? Where is my cardigan? Jemimah: Under your jacket. Caractacus Potts: Under-. Yes. Self-righteous busy body. Well, she won't be bothering us anymore. Jemimah: But I liked her. Jeremy: So did I. She was very pretty. Caractacus Potts: She certainly was. Do you think your father's a crackpot? Jeremy: Your cardigan's inside out. Caractacus Potts: What? Oh. Do you think I'm a lunatic? Wasting my time on a lot of silly inventions? Jemimah: But they aren't silly! They're wonderful! Jeremy: Nobody else can think of them. Caractacus Potts: That's right! That is right! Nobody else can think of them.

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Caractacus Potts: How was India, Grandpa? Grandpa: India? I'll tell you how India was. I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas. Grandpa, Caractacus, Jemimah, and Jeremy: How an elephant got in my pajamas, I shall never know. Grandpa: You've heard it before.

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Caractacus Potts: Do you think Coggins might do a deal, so much a week? Grandpa: Coggins? That lives down the road? Sure. He wouldn't light your pipe if his house was on fire.

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