Men in Trees

Marin Frist: Here I've been telling single women to go to sports bars. I should've been telling them to go to Alaska. Theresa Thomasson: Yeah, well, the odds are good, but the goods are odd. Marin: What is this? Jack Slattery: Observation hut. Marin: What are you observing? Jack: I was looking for a nocturnal bear, but instead I found a relationship coach. Marin: Almost as dangerous. Patrick O'Bachelorton: ...Patrick wheels out an old 3-speed bike towards Marin... Patrick: The front brakes don't work. And you'll need this. Patrick: ...He pulls out a canister and hands it to Marin... Patrick: Bear spray. Marin: ...Marin reacts, then sprays it all over herself like hair spray or perfume... Patrick: Actually, you spray it on the bear. But that'll work.

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Thanks for sleeping with me, Elmo.

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Jack: I'm not exactly sure what kind of date you're expecting for $13,000, but I was thinking picnic. Marin: Oh, that sounds sweet, but I actually have some other ideas. Jack: Okay. What do you got in mind? Marin: Let's start with the bed. Jack: The--the bed? Marin: Could you uh, move it...back against the wall?

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So what's the latest? Did the new town leave the old town for a younger town yet?

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Patrick: Personally, I don't think you need all that therapy. You're not crazy. Marin: [Marin doesn't answer] Patrick: Are you? Marin: [Marin shakes her head]

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[to Jack] It's hot...

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