Without a Paddle

River Guide: [While talking to Jerry, Dan and Tom about renting the canoe] There's a transmitter in the canoe. So just in case you three go missing, at least we'll get our boat back. Elwood: [After cutting off a fish's head with a hatchet] How you like me now? Huh? How you like me now, fishy? Oh, yeah, that's right you can't talk, cause you don't have a head and I cut it off! Dennis: [hearing "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" being sung] The hills have gone gay. Dennis and Elwood: [singing] Yes we really want to hurt you. Yes we really want to make you cry. Yes we really want to shoot you. Yes we really want to make you die.

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Jerry Conlaine: [to Denise] Here's the thing: the guys and I are going on a treasure hunt and I know it sounds dumb, but its something that we have to do. For Billy. Denise: That doesn't sound dumb at all, I completely understand. Jerry Conlaine: [surprised] You do? Denise: Just call me when you get a chance. But I... I might be out of the house, for a bit. Yeah cause my girlfriends and I, we're gonna go on a search for the Lost City of Atlantis!

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Jerry Conlaine: Let's take Billy's trip. Tom Marshall: I say hell yes!

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Tom Marshall: We'll shine them. It's an old Cherokee trick. Jerry Conlaine: Oh, I forgot. The Cherokee have been using flashlights for thousands of years. Dan Mott: Didn't they pioneer the D-cell battery?

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Jerry Conlaine: I christen this, Duke the second! [smashes beer bottle on canoe] River Guide: Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play.

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Dan Mott: I'm out. Jerry Conlaine: What does that mean? Tom Marshall: I think it means he's out. Like coming out, like he's finally admitting he's gay.

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