Housesitter

What are you, insane? Why didn't you just kick him in the balls and tell him he has ugly children?

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Moseby: What kind of work are you in, Bernie? Ralph: I'm retired. Moseby: Oh? From what? Ralph: From all the big hairy bullcrap.

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Gwen: I don't want your damn money. Newton: No, just my damn house.

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Marty: Of marriage? Newton: It's not a marriage! It is a simple arrangement in which I will share my house with her and in exchange for which she will argue with me in public and generally make my life incredibly terrible. Marty: That's marriage.

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Newton: Tell me why for God's sake did you come here? Gwen: I just wanted to see what it would be like to live in that picture.

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Gwen: I think this marriage is worth saving. Newton: WHAT MARRIAGE?

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