Hot Rod

Rod: You look pretty. Denise: What was that? Rod: Uh, I said you look shitty. Goodnight, Denise!

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Rod Kimble: All great men have mustaches! Frank Powell: Yeah, but real men actually grow them! Rod Kimble: You know I have a hormone disorder! Frank Powell: Ooh!

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There is no tool in this pool.

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Rod Kimble: We're gonna jump 15 buses. Rico: Whoa, come on, Rod. That's nearly as many as Evel Knievel jumped. Rod Kimble: It's actually one more than Evel Knievel jumped, Rico. I know. I checked. Online.

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Now, who's with me? [everyone raises their hand] Good. Now let's celebrate.

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I had another weird dream last night; this time it was the one where I am fighting like a thousand wizards and the only way to kill them is to punch them as hard as I can in the face, and after I finally finished the last of them all, their wizard wives came out and just wanted me to have sex with them... which is kinda weird.

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