Herbie Rides Again

The giant lobster is very good tonight, sir. Uh, of course. No lobster.

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Willoughby Whitfield: We understand your position, Mrs. Steinmetz. That's why Mr. Hawk has authorized... Grandma Steinmetz: Don't tell me you're from Alonzo Hawk?! Willoughby Whitfield: Yes. Grandma Steinmetz: Oh, and you have such a nice face. Not at all like those ruffians he usually sends around! Willoughby Whitfield: But if you'll just look at the size of this check, Mrs. Steinmetz... Willoughby Whitfield: Yes, ma'am. What's a guru?

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Grandma Steinmetz: Oh Nicole, I want you to meet a gentleman from Mr. Hawk. Nicole Harris: How do you do? Grandma Steinmetz: Oh, Mr. Whitfield! Such a nice young man!

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Willoughby Whitford: Miss Harris, come on. You're obviously an intelligent young woman. Why do you pretend to talk to this little car like that? Some people might wonder. Nicole Harris: Don't listen to him, Herbie. Just move it.

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Willoughby Whitfield: Miss Harris, let's stop kidding ourselves, okay? This is just an ordinary little car. Like a million other ordinary, rather unattractive... Whoa! Nicole Harris: I don't think you should've said that. Herbie's very sensitive about his appearance! Willoughby Whitfield: All right, you've had your laugh. You ought to stop now. Nicole Harris: You won't get Herbie to stop until you say you're sorry. Willoughby Whitfield: Miss Harris, the thing that upsets me most about this whole thing is you trying to maintain the fiction about this... [notices that they are approaching an intersection of busy traffic] Whoa! [ducks down] Nicole Harris: Please, tell Herbie you're sorry. Willoughby Whitfield: All right, all right. Herbie, I'm sorry. Nicole Harris: Well, now, what d'you think? Willoughby Whitfield: I think you're a very good driver. Nicole Harris: You think it's a trick, don't you?!

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Willoughby Whitfield: Please, Miss Harris, I can't believe Uncle Alonzo would do things like that. Nicole Harris: Wait a minute! "Uncle"? He's your uncle?! Willoughby Whitfield: Yes. That's what I've been trying to tell... Nicole Harris: You rotten spy!

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