Ice Age: Collision Course

The universe...a vast expanse of space and matter. It includes all that we see, and all that we know. Since the beginning of time, we have wondered how it came to be. A gloriously orchestrated plan? A chance series of events? Or something much, much dumber?

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Crash: It's a beautiful day out here on the ice as father meets daughter in a quest for hockey supremacy. Eddie: It's Peaches meets Manny. Crash: Mammoth meets mammoth. Eddie: Mano a mano. Crash: Meema me moo-ma. Eddie: Mama may mee-mee. Manny: Will you two quit it? Crash: M-okay. Eddie: Meanie. Manny: The blazing mammoth takes it on the breakaway. There's never been a player so tough, so graceful. Peaches: So desperate to score. Manny: He fakes right. He fakes left. Peaches: He fakes knowing how to play. What's wrong? Lose something? Crash and Eddie: Hey, what's that stink I smell out there? It's Manny! Hey, hey. It's Manny! Whoo! You stink! Manny: Okay, Fuzzball. Let's see what you got. Peaches: You asked for it. Peaches: Yes! She dominates! Again. Manny: Oh, please. I went easy on you. It's called good parenting. Peaches: Yeah, right. Face it. I rule the ice now. Manny: Oh, you talk a big game, hotshot. All right, how about best of three? Julian: Whoo-hoo! Yes! Touchdown! Wait, no,

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Sid: Mi amor, so many ladies have tried and failed to strap a saddle on Sid the stallion. But I want to share everything with you. You're the wind beneath my fleas, the algae of my eye. Will you be my mate for life? Francine: Sidney? Sidney, where are you? Sid: Francine. I need to ask... Ow! I need to ask you something. Will you marry... Francine: Sid, I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm breaking up with you. Sid: What? But I planned our whole future! Our wedding. Our kids. Mommy. Our burial plots. Gravedigger Beaver: [digging up two holes for their burials] How you doing? Sid: I even hired a band. [Sid's Mariachi band plays music] No, no. Not yet! Francine: Are you crazy? We've only had one date. It lasted 14 minutes! Sid: Yes, but it felt like 20. [shows her a ring in his seashell] Francine: Ugh! I can't! A ring? I mean, I like the ring, but no. I can't. You're too clingy. Sid: [zoom out to show Francine piggybacking Sid on her back] How is this clingy? Francine: And by the way, you

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Manny: Ah, women! Diego: Yeah, women. What about them? Manny: I don't get 'em. [whistle] Like, Ellie. Life's great with her. There's no surprises. Nothing ever changes. But then today, she giggled. Does Shira ever just giggle? Male Elk: Please don't eat me! Shria: [roaring] Diego: Uh... Shira's not a big giggler. Manny: Well, Ellie giggled. And then she wiggled. "Tee hee hee hee." Boom! Diego: Don't ever do that again. Manny: I have no idea why she's acting so weird. Diego: Women. Manny: Women. Hyrax: Women. Sid: Hello? Diego: And speaking of weird. Sid: Anybody there? Oh! Marco? Polo? Oh, hi, Manny. Ew! Your breath is awful. Diego: What happened to you? Sid: Oh, nothing. Everything's great. Fabulous. Zippity-dippity. Diego: Okay, let me guess. She dumped you. Sid: What is wrong with me? Everybody has somebody. And all I've got is my boyish good looks and this mariachi band. Oh! So itchy! Manny: Come on. Let's get you cleaned up.

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Sid: [crying] All I wanted is true love. Is that too much to ask? [crying] Diego: Why is it so quiet? Sid: Because the world is mourning my loss. [screams] Manny: Ellie? Peaches? Where is everyone? All: Surprise! Crash and Eddie: Ta-da! Ellie: Happy Anniversary, honey! Manny: Anniversary? [realized] Oh, no. That's the thing. Julian: Okay! Now it's your turn, Bro-Dad! Peaches: Yeah! Crash: We wanna see what you got, Ellie. Eddie: Manny. All: Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny. Manny: Hey, hey. Right. Uh... So, how about another hand for Ellie? Male Molehog: Yeah. Oh. Female Diatryma: He forgot! Female Guest: I feel so bad for Ellie. Manny: Ellie, I... Uh... All: Ohh. Ahh. Male Molehog: He didn't forget. That's how big Manny's love is for her! Manny and Sid: Nice save with the light show. Wait, you didn't do this? Then who did? Ellie: Oh, Manny. I was so afraid you'd forgotten. But you lit up the sky for me? How'd you do it? Manny: Uh, well... A magician never reveals his secrets.

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Sid: Uh...Does that look like a problem to you? Diego: A ball of fire heading directly towards us? Why would that be a problem? Manny: What if you fall in a ditch and get amnesia? What then, huh? Diego: Manny, we have a problem. Manny: Not now. I have a problem. Digeo: This one's a little bigger. Manny: I don't think so. Diego: Manny! Manny: What? Ellie: Manny? Manny: Uh, okay. Party's over, everybody. Have a good night. And leave right now! Ellie: What are you talking about? The party just got started. Manny: Yeah. [yawns] Just getting kind of sleepy. Everyone should go. And duck. Possibly cover! Ellie: Hey, what's gotten into you? Male Start: Look! There's more coming! Male Macrauchenia: Meteor shower! Eddie: Meteor? Crash: Shower? Male Molehog: Manny's love is killing us! Ellie: I suppose this is all part of your magic show for me? Manny: Abracadabra? Peaches: Can you guys deal with this later? Diego: Come on. We need to take cover. Crash: Whoo-hoo! I'm on fire! Eddie: Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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