Silicon Valley

(yelling) Whoo! Somebody make some fucking noise in here! (quieter) fuck these people

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Dinesh: What the hell are you eating? Gilfoyle: Liquid Shrimp. It's 200 dollars a quart. Wylie Dufresne made it. Dinesh: How does it taste? Gilfoyle: Like how I would imagine cum tastes.

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You guys taking it all in? Because this is what it looks like when Google acquires your company for over 200 million dollars.

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Javeed - Goolybib founder: Hello! Whoo! I got seven words for you: I love Goolybib's integrated multi platform functionality! Yeah! Whoo!... ! But seriously, you know, a few days ago, when we were sitting down with Barack Obama, I turned to these guys and said, "OK, you know, we're making a lot of money. And yes, we're disrupting digital media. But most importantly we're making the world a better place through constructing elegant hierarchies for maximum code reuse and extensibility." Gavin: What is Hooli? Excellent question. Hooli isn't just another high tech company. Hooli isn't just about software. Hooli...Hooli is about people. Hooli is about innovative technology that makes a difference, transforming the world as we know it. Making the world a better place, through minimal message oriented transport layers. I firmly believe we can only achieve greatness if first we achieve goodness.

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Richard: I have a meeting with Gavin Belson. He wants to talk about Pied Piper. Erlich: I own 10% of Pied Piper. Richard: You said it was a shitty idea. Erlich: It was a shitty idea. I'm not sure what it is now. Gavin: It's weird. They always travel in groups of five. These programmers, there's always a tall, skinny white guy; short, skinny Asian guy; fat guy with a ponytail; some guy with crazy facial hair; and then an East Indian guy. It's like they trade guys until they all have the right group.

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Gilfoyle: Who was this woman that you shook hands with for the first time? Dinesh: The postman lady. Gilfoyle: What? A woman that was a man? Dinesh: Not a post-man lady. A lady who was a post... Gilfoyle: Let me ask you another question. Who was the second woman you shook hands with?

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