Houseboat

Capt. Alan Wilson: [to Cinzia in an evening dress] I love your new uniform. What do you wear on your day off? Eleanor, we're going to have to get rid of Sadie the Scrubber. This, ladies and gentlemen, is what i call a maid. [spanks Cinzia's behind] Cinzia Zaccardi: Uhh! There are those who require alcohol to give them courage. I'm not one of them. [throws a Martini in Alan's face] Is it dry enough?

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Tom Winters: Well, you must have had a lot of experience raising children. Cinzia Zaccardi: No, I have no experience. But I know when a little child is unhappy. I know, and how I know, when a father is unreasonable. Try to be a parent, not a policeman. Tom Winters: I don't know what you know about parents. But I imagine you've had a wide acquaintance amongst policemen. Tom Winters: I'll have to call one if you keep that up.

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Cinzia Zaccardi: Where is their mother? Tom Winters: What did you say? Cinzia Zaccardi: Their mother? Tom Winters: You are looking at her. I'm a little new at the job.

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Tom Winters: How long is it since you had a bath? Cinzia Zaccardi: Che cosa? Tom Winters: A bath! You look as if you need a good scrubbing.

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Elizabeth Winters: Cinzia's getting melon and prosciutto. That's ham. You eat it cold and you don't have to cook it. Carolyn Gibson: Who's Cinzia? Elizabeth Winters: Cinzia's our maid. She doesn't know how to cook. Carolyn Gibson: So, I see. Where's your father? Elizabeth Winters: Oh, he's doing the laundry for the weekend at the laundromat. We have to bring the clothes there because Cinzia doesn't know how to wash. Carolyn Gibson: Just what does she do? Elizabeth Winters: Oh, everything!

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Angelo Donatello: The Sons of Italy Ball. We'll tie one on together, huh? What do you say? You want to be the lucky girl this year? Cinzia Zaccardi: Mr. Donatello, you have a certain native charm. Please reserve it for the natives.

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