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[first lines; voiceover] Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister, the wickedest man in the world. He was evil and crazy. Simon and his wacky henchman, Cad, scheme to rule the universe, but each time, they were foiled by me, the greatest superhero who ever lived, Underdog!

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Dr. Simon Barsinister: The serum. Cad: Doc, he's going through the door! Barsinister: It works.

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Riff Raff: Hey, runt, you lost? The name's Riff Raff. Little Brown Dog: He's Riff Raff. Riff Raff: I mark this territory. Little Brown Dog: Yeah, he marked it. Shoeshine: Look, I don't want any trouble. Riff Raff: Well, today's your lucky day, mutt. I'd rip you to pieces but I don't want to get my paws dirty. Bulldog: Yeah, you're not worth his time, fleabag. Little Brown Dog: [laughing] Fleabag! Yes. Riff Raff: Get him!

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Jack: Did you hear something? Shoeshine: No. Did you? Jack: [short pause; his head slowly turns to Shoeshine] Did you just talk? Shoeshine: Huh? What? [Jack starts to realize he really can talk] Hey, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. You can understand me? Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Shoeshine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Shoeshine: Oh, my gosh, they're made of dog! Are you people crazy?! Jack: Shoeshine, come here. It's not real dog. Shoeshine: What is it, then? Jack: It's animal parts. You know, noses, hooves, intestines. Shoeshine: In that case, I'll take two.

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Cad: Do you think this thing will create us another superdog? Barsnister: Why make one when I could create a plethora? Cad: That's a "P" word. I have it. Barsinister: Just pick it up, you ape.

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Barsinister: [enraged] YOU SLACK-JAWED, MOUTH BREATHING IMBECILE!! I should have put strychnine in your chocolate milk months ago. GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T DISPOSE OF YOU RIGHT NOW! Cad: Well, I got this. [shows him about Shoeshine's collar]

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Jack: Dad. Dad, hey. Dan: Hey, how are you? What's up? Jack: Do you need help? Dan: Yeah, sure. Yeah, thanks. Jack: OK, wait. I'm going to go put these inside and then we're going to go for a walk. Dan: A walk? You and me are going to go for a walk? Jack: Yeah, you know, just chill, talk, hang out. OK, come on. Dan: What happened there? Jack: Dad, wait. Dan: No, Jack. What? Yeah, hang out. Jack: Dad, look, I can explain. Dan: Yeah, well, don't tell me the dog did it. Look, we'll talk about it later. Right now I'm going to take that dog back to the pound. Jack: Dad, no! No, please. I want to keep him. Dan: You told me you didn't want the dog. Jack: Who, me? No way. I told you I've wanted a dog since I was, like, eight. Dan: All right, but it's your responsibility, all right? You got to feed it. You got to brush it. You got to walk it. You got to train it. Jack: Trust me, Dad. This dog will do things that will blow your mind. Dan: This better be chili!

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Riff Raff: Hey, Speed Bump, you survived. Let me guess: you went to satellite instead of cable. [laughs] Polly: Ha, ha, put a muzzle on it. Riff Raff: What's the matter, runt? You let your girlfriend do the talking for you? Maybe you can't hear me. [barks at Shoeshine; to Polly] If you ever want to be with a real dog, give me a sniff. Shoeshine: Look, do anything to me. Just let them go. Barsinister: Wise decision.

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Barsinister: I want him back. I want his powers. Dan: My dog's not Underdog. Barsinister: You seem to have a knack for underestimating the exceptional. Dan: You're insane! Barsinister: I prefer the term "VISIONARY"! Call your dog, or I'll call mine. Or I'll call mine. Cad? Cad: Oh, right. The dogs. [opens the cages to let the three German Shepherds out] Barsinister: Simon says, "surround the sad ex cop." [The German Shepherds surround Dan] Simon says, "Convince." Dan: All right! All right, all right! SHOESHINE!! SHOESHINE!!!

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Barsinister: That'll teach you to mess with me. [gets up] Simon says... "Lunch." Maim: Don't worry. It will be over in no time. Kill: You're not even big enough to be table scraps. Shoeshine: [gets up; his powers went back inside] There's no need to fear. Underdog is here. Attack: Huh? Maim: Wait... Barsinister: How did you-? [looks at what Shoeshine did to get his powers back] SIMON SAYS, "ATTACK!" Shoeshine: I would love to stay and chat, but I got to find where the bomb is at! [jumps to the ceiling] Maim: Whoa... Barsinister: AFTER HIM! [The German Shepherds take their feet off to the ceiling to chase Shoeshine] Attack: Lift off! Kill: Make sure he he doesn't get outside! Shoeshine: My powers may be back at last, but these German shepherds are way too fast! Maim: I'm on your tail! Barsinister: [watching the German Shepherds chase Shoeshine on the ceiling] What is with that dog?

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Molly: You and your boss will never get away with this! Cad: He's not my boss, we're partners! Molly: Then why are YOU doing this? Cad: Because my partner said that he might fire me, if I don't!

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Shoeshine: Hey, batter, batter. You're no good at all. Here, you want to play some BALL?! [pushes the cannonball at him] Cad: [enters] Hey, Doc, I got you. [the cannonball hits him in his side, causing him to fall and roll down the stairs, while bunking his head on the railing, groans] Cad's hit, Cad's hit.

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Shoeshine: Can't we just work this out dog-to-dog? Barsinister: They're not going to listen to you, Shoeshine. They're loyal to me. [cackles]

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Underdog: Hey! Who's he to call you worthless?! Maim: [understanding what Shoeshine is saying] Yeah, he's got a point there! [angrily] Our master doesn't value us as sparkling individuals! Kill: Yeah. Let's go, Maim and Attack! [they turn on Barsinister] Attack: It's time to go switch teams. Barsinister: [seeing them turn on him] What are you doing? Attack: Let's go teach the master a lesson! Barsinister: Bad dogs! Underdog: There are no bad dogs, only bad owners. Don't worry, Doc. This will only hurt a lot. Barsinister: Do you actually think that you can stop me, runt? [uses his teeth to activate a time bomb] Molly: HELP! Barsinister: You have two minutes before a bomb explodes over Capitol City, dispensing a DNA cocktail that will make every citizen as obedient to me as a common dog. Underdog: Hold him 'til the cops get here. [runs off]

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Barsinister: Look who they decided to send up, the hero idiot. Dan: I prefer the term "visionary". [uses a metal syringe on Barsinister's left shoulder, stopping his powers] Barsinister: Oh! [groaning]

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Molly: [after Underdog cuts the tie around her wrists] Huh? Underdog! Underdog: Uh, yeah, How many other flying dogs in red sweaters do you know? Polly: Underdog, I just knew you would come. Underdog: Quick, there's not much time. [to Molly] Take the vial to the police. Molly: You got it. Underdog: Don't drop it.

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Astronaut: Houston, we have a beagle. Underdog: Ooh! Hot! Hot! Hot! Ow, that burns! [yelling]

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Polly: …then Underdog ran out with the bomb and buried it farther than any bone has ever been buried! Shoeshine: Wow, sounds like I missed all the excitement. Polly: Oh, yeah, you did. Hey! What happened to your tail? Shoeshine: Oh, uh… Shoeshine: ...yeah, it got burnt reentering the atmosphere. Polly: [laughing] Oh, Shoeshine, Where do you come up With this stuff? Woman: [voiceover] Help! Somebody, please help me! Shoeshine: Excuse me a moment. Polly: Ha.

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Riff Raff: Hey, look who it is, it's Speed Bump. Little Brown Dog: You again? Riff Raff: Hey, runt, are you still hard of hearing? Little Brown Dog: Yeah, hello? Riff Raff: I told you to stay away. Shoeshine: [groans] Listen, I'm in a hurry. Don't mess with me! Riff Raff: [laughs] He's just look like all little dogs. All bark, no bite. Shoeshine: I do not bite, yes that is true. But see what my bark will do to you! Riff Raff: Huh? Little Brown Dog: That's just bad rapping, dog. Little Brown Dog: Ooh, I didn't need to see that. Bulldog: Boss, you're so pink. It's very becoming. Riff Raff: [last words; screams and run away] I'm naked! I'm naked!

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Boy: Look! Up in the sky! Old Man: It's a bird. Woman: It's a plane. Man: It's a frog! Crowd: A frog?! Underdog: Not a bird, nor a plane, nor even a frog. It's just little old me. Underdog!