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Justice League: War

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    Green Lantern: As I was saying, Green Lantern can do anything.

    Batman: Except shut up, apparently.

    Green Lantern: Wow, someone forgot to tape their True Blood tonight.

    Batman: I'm not a vampire.…

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    Wonder Woman: [taken aback] You've gathered to protest ... me?

    Wonder Woman: You! What is your problem with me?

    Pinstriped Loudmouth: You want the truth? You swing that sword with a smile and you scare normal people. And…

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    Green Lantern: Out of my way, Batman.

    Batman: Your arm is broken, idiot.

    Green Lantern: [creates an energized cast from his ring] I can handle this. Move!

    Batman: You're gonna die.…

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    Green Lantern: Flash, my man! Great to see you. [pitifully tries to do a secret handshake with Flash] Oh, yeah, and that's Batman.

    The Flash: Batman's real?

    Green Lantern: [utterly deadpan] Yeah, he's over there.

    The…

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    Batman: What's this do?

    Hal Jordan: Huh?

    Batman: No buttons. I assume it works off concentration.

    Hal Jordan: How did you do that?…

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    Wonder Woman: I can't believe people are no longer afraid of us.

    Superman: Or that they think we're a team. We're not a team. But I am please to meet some folks who get me.

    Wonder Woman: Yes, it was good to walk among a…

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    Green Lantern: Costume? This is my uniform.

    Batman: Quiet.

    Green Lantern: Oh, you wanna bark orders, after I did the heavy lifting and pulled everyone together?

    Batman: You're referring to when you botched simple…

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    Green Lantern: They don't like us much, huh?

    Batman: They're afraid of people like us.

    Green Lantern: And that's somehow a good thing?

    Batman: As far as I'm concerned, it's necessary.

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    Darkseid: Kryptonian, you are coming with me.

    Superman: Like hell, I am!

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    President: These super-friends use their super-powers to protect us.

    Green Lantern: [whispering] Seriously? We are damn sure not friends.

    Batman: It'd be smart to let them think we're both.

    Green Lantern: Why?…

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    Cyborg: The computer is not responding. Come on, you stupid machine, work!

    Computer Voice: Network connect.

    Cyborg: Yes.

    Computer Voice: Insufficient energy.…

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    Cyborg: I think what Lantern is saying is that it's time for some teamwork. So let's pull it together.

    Shazam: Yeah, baby, clap it up.

    The Flash: What's the plan, then?

    Green Lantern: Well, he blast those beams out of…

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    Green Lantern: Good god, he's gonna kill us.

    Batman: No, he won't. You'll bruise. But you don't kill. Do you... Clark?

    Superman: You've made your point... [uses his X-Ray vision on Batman] Bruce Wayne.

    Green Lantern…

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    Shazam: I don't know, a team? I've got a lot of responsibilities.

    Wonder Woman: As do I.

    Green Lantern: Well, I have a whole universe to protect, people, so there you go.

    The Flash: Come on, we can do it together.…

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    President: That said, I am very pleased to introduce you... [blocks the mic and turns to the Justice League] Gee, I didn't even ask. Do you guys have a name?

    Shazam: Yes, we do.

    Cyborg: We do?

    Shazam: That's right. You…

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