Sesame Street

Bebe Gunn: Oh, hi Dana! Dana: Hello. Bebe Gunn: Nice day, isn't it? Dana: Yeah, very nice. Bebe? Bebe Gunn: Hmmm? Dana: Why are you walking like that? Bebe Gunn: What? Dana: That. Bebe Gunn: Oh. Gordon: With your head between your legs. Big Bird: Oh, because. Gordon: Because why? Big Bird: Just because. Gordon: You're walking with your head between your legs, just because? Uh, can't you give me a better reason than just because? Big Bird: Well, I guess I could try, but I don't think I could come up with a better reason. Gordon: Yeah, I understand. Big Bird: You know what I'm gonna do now? Gordon: What? Big Bird: This. (makes a weird move) De-do. De-do. De-do. De-do. De-do. De-do. De-do.

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David: Look, look, I'm tellin' you, she's a great candidate! She says that she's against big spending, big business, and inflation. She says when she gets into office, there'll be enough money for government, social programs, and the space program. Bob: Hey, sounds great. What's her name? Gordon: Alice in Wonderland.

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Bert: Uh Ernie tell me. How do I look? Ernie: With your eyes Bert. Keeheeheeheehee! Bert: Ernie c'mon. You know I am going to the Pigeon Lover's Party; its a big event and I want you to look at me and tell me how I look. (Ernie looks up to Bert and gasps twice) Yeah. Good huh? (Chuckles) Ernie: Wait a minute. Now hold on. Gee Bert. You look different. In fact you don't look at all like Bert. As a matter of fact, you're not Bert! Bert: Ernie? Of course I'm Bert. Who else would I be? Ernie: I don't know but you're not Bert. Now step with me to this picture. That is a picture of Bert up there see? Now Bert wears a white turtleneck and a striped sweater and look at you you. You're wearing a tie and a jacket. And look at Bert. He has sticky up hair and look at you. Your hair is slumped down. See? You're not Bert. (shouts) Bert? Where are you Bert? Bert! Bert: Ernie knock it off. Ernie: Listen, what have you done with my old buddy Bert? Ernie: Listen mister, whoever you are. What have you do

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Bert: Ernie what's the matter? Ernie: (cries) Bert it's terrible Bert! Bert: What's terrible Ernie? Ernie: I wanted to go out and play baseball today, but look outside; it's raining outside! (cries) Bert: Oh that's it huh? Ernie it's not so bad. Ernie: Not so bad Bert?! (tugs at Bert’s shirt) Bert: Hey, hey… Ernie: Yes it is Bert. It's very bad. (cries) Bert: Oh, hey I have an idea Ernie. Why don't you just imagine you're out playing baseball? Ernie: Imagine? (Smiles in ideal) Bert: Yes. Imagination can be as good as the real thing Ernie. Ernie: (happily) Okay Bert. I'll try it. Bert: Okay good. (Walks off) Ernie: Okay (begins to imagine; the rain noticeably stops) The fans are cheering. (Fans cheering are heard) The umpire shouts..."(Umpire: Play ball!!!)" And I step up to the plate and the pitcher throws ball. I take a swing. (swings baseball bat) Oh it's a perfect hit. The ball goes high above the roof, in the sky and into the clouds. Then it begins to fall. Down down down down down

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Bert: (After he has to have only one cherry since Ernie ate all of the other ones) Aw-oh-ho-a-wa… Ernie: What’s the matter, Bert? Don’t you want your cherries? Bert: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (faints) Ernie: I guess he’s not hungry. (eats the rest of the cherries)

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Sally, you've never seen a street like Sesame Street. Everything happens here. You're gonna love it!

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