Nobody's Fool

Toby: [to Sully] Go ahead, steal our snowblower. You're the slowest goddamn thief that I ever saw. Judge Flatt: Ollie, you know my feelings about arming morons: you arm one, you've got to arm them all, otherwise it wouldn't be good sport. Miss Beryl: Mr. Sullivan, you're wearing a necktie. Are you in trouble with the law again? Wirf: Damn, Sully, when your luck turns... it turns.

Nobody's Fool (1994 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Miss Beryl: Can I interest you in a cup of tea? Sully: No. Not now. Not ever.

Nobody's Fool (1994 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Sully: Okay, Shyster, who do you like? Wirf: The plaintiff. It's a lock. Sully: I'll take the defendant. Birdy: You weren't even here for the stories. Sully: Yeah, but I know my lawyer.

Nobody's Fool (1994 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Wirf: Sooner or later we'll wear the bastards down. The court is already starting to get pissed. You heard the judge. Sully: He's pissed at you, Wirf! Wirf: Only because he knows I won't go away. Sully: I know how he feels.

Nobody's Fool (1994 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Sully: [about Toby] Don't tell me she's pregnant. Carl: Knocked up like a cheerleader. Eh, I suppose now you're gonna to want to be godfather. Sully: Hey... I can't be the father and the godfather. You got to goddamn do something.

Nobody's Fool (1994 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Toby: Did you come to steal our new snowblower? Sully: I've already done it, just about. Toby: I could legally shoot you, you know. Sully: Not unless I'm breaking and entering. Toby: ARE you gonna break and enter? Sully: What's happening with Dummy? Toby: I don't know. He took my threat to shoot him a lot more seriously than you just did.

Nobody's Fool (1994 film), CC BY-SA 4.0