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The Great Outdoors
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Chet: You bastard, you bastard!
Roman: I think he's saying go faster.
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Bartender: He's been struck by lightning... how many times has it been now, Reg?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-six...
Chet: Six times?
Reg: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n the…
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Chet: And by the way, don't try to steal any of our stuff on your way out!
Kate: Stuff? What stuff is there to steal?
Connie: Oh, we got stuff!
Kate: You're a louse!…
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Kate: Ahh!
Roman: What?
Kate: It touched me!
Roman: It's been touching you for 12 years. You never freak!…
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Ben: Dad?
Chet: Yes, Ben?
Ben: Does this mean we won't be getting Christmas presents this year from Aunt Kate and Uncle Roman?
Buck: Oh, blow it out of your ass, Ben!…
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<br>Hey kids… New people in the loon's nest! <br>They have Illinois plates, Mom. <br>If they're from Chicago, we'll be eating good. <br>Lobster Tails! <br>A shitload of raw hot dogs! <br>You know what they're made of……
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