Turner & Hooch

Amos: Let him go, Hooch! I'm sorry, Scott. I don't have the hand-strength I used to. You're okay, aren't you? Scott: Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I was looking forward to a nice quiet cup of coffee. BUT NOW, I'M AWAKE!

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Emily: What are you doing to this dog?! Scott: Just taking him for a walk! Emily: He's bleeding! My God! How long has he been bleeding?! Scott: Not long enough! [to Hooch] You ! I'll kill ya! Emily: Hey. Now, I have a front door, you know. [taking Hooch's leash] Scott: I'll shoot you, Hooch! I'll shoot you, Hooch! Emily: [while bringing Hooch downstairs] Well, you stay there. You just stay right there. Scott: Fix him up so I can shoot him!

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Scott: [Hooch won't stop barking at night; angrily shouting] What?! What is it?! What?! WHAT?! Are you-- If you're hungry, finish the hamburgers! You-Eat the buns! Eat the buns! You're not thirsty-You know, you're not touching the water, the orange juice, cranapple. What is it?! What am I supposed to do, make you a Margarita?! SHUT UP! GOD! SHUT UP! This has been going on for 2 1/2 hours! [goes back into the house] BE QUIET! [Hooch won't stop barking, and howls.] A-Alright. Alright, alright. You tell me what I'm supposed to do. You tell me what I am supposed to do. What am I supposed to do? You tell me. What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do, Hooch? Am I supposed to stand out on the porch all night long?! Neighbor: Give him a Valium, Turner! Take one yourself! Scott: Hey, shut up! I'm a policeman! You want your car towed? [to Hooch] Man, I hate you. [Hooch goes inside the house, knocking the door shut; Scott mumbles and tries to open the door, but it's locked] OH... NOOOOOO

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[finding the car seat being ripped by Hooch] Oh, no, no, no, no. You're eating the car! Don't eat the car! NOT THE CAR! Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog.

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Female Cashier: [checking the price] $97.51. Scott: $97.51? Is that pesos? This is for a dog. $97.51? I'm not going to eat this stuff. Did I buy a smoked salmon-$97.51? [holding the squeaky toy] How much if I take this back? I'd like to talk to Kevin. Could you call him, please? KEVIN?!?!

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Emily: Well, it's a nice night. And I have to walk Camille. Do you want to take a walk with me? Scott: No, no. Well, you see, I'm starting to like you. And if we're going to walk, I'm just going to like you even more. And then one day, we might even end up in love and everything will go on fine for a while. But-but then one day, *bang* you're going to call me a selfish compulsive bastard! You're going to pull your hair, you're going to scream and you're going to say "You never want to see me again because I drive you crazy, and I'm left shattered. Now, who needs that? Good night."

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