Stranger than Fiction

Harold: 'Harold thought it was Wednesday.' Did you hear it? Lady at bus stop: Who's Harold? Harold: I am. Lady at bus stop: Don't worry Harold, it's Wednesday.

Stranger Than Fiction (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Harold: What would you do if you knew you were going to die? Possibly soon... Dave: Am I the richest man alive? Harold: No, you're you. Dave: Do I have superpowers? Harold: What? No, you're you. Dave: Well you said it was hypothetical. Harold: All right, you're really good at math. Dave: That's a skill, not a superpower. Harold: Fine, you're really good at math and you're invisible. What would you do? Dave: Easy. I'd go to space camp. Harold: You're invisible and you'd go to space camp? Dave: I didn't pick invisible, you picked invisible.

Stranger Than Fiction (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Penny Escher: I will gladly and quietly help you kill Harold Crick. Karen Eiffel: And this coming from someone who's never thought about leaping off a building.

Stranger Than Fiction (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Penny Escher: Are you Ms. Eiffel? Karen Eiffel: Yes. Penny Escher: Excellent. May I ask what you're doing? Karen Eiffel: Research. Penny Escher: Oh. Am I interrupting? Karen Eiffel: Yes! Penny Escher: I'm sorry.

Stranger Than Fiction (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Penny Escher: Sitting in the rain isn't going to write a book. Karen Eiffel: That illustrates exactly how much you know about writing books.

Stranger Than Fiction (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Penny Escher: And I suppose you smoked all these cigarettes? Karen Eiffel: No, they came pre-smoked. Penny Escher: (Under her breath) They told me that you were funny.

Stranger Than Fiction (2006 film), CC BY-SA 4.0