Quotes

Episode 1

Amanda: "We've gotta fly towards Nickelodeon! Please hurry, I've got a show to do." Helicopter Pilot: "Nickelodeon? are you one of them Rugrats?" (He begins chuckling.) Amanda: "No, I'm Amanda--Amanda Bynes." Helicopter Pilot: "Oh, I wish you were one of them Rugrats."

Episode 15

Audience member's great-grandmother: DON'T TRUST THE GERMANS! Amanda: Uh, okay.

Episode 15

<after the great-grandmother laughs> Uh, ma'am, that wasn't the funny part.

Episode 33

Okay, let's see. His address is right here, so you guys sit tight, and I'll go see what this kid's problem is.

Master Security Crossing Body Guard/Police Captures Penelope (Scene in the 1999 Pilot Episode)

Penelope: Sir! My name is Penelope Taynt! I'm Amanda's number one fan! I have my very own Amanda website: www.AmandaPlease.com. Security Guard: Yeah, yeah. You're www.- coming with me!

Penelope Bribes Josh

Am I in...China?

Penelope Bribes Josh

Sorry.

Hillbilly Moment

Lula Mae: Knock, knock. Eenis: Who's there? Lula Mae: Rag doll. Lula Mae: I'm gonna hit you in the head with a rag doll! Eenis: [laughs] Uh, what? Eenis: Ha, ha; that's a good one!

Hillbilly Moment

All jokes in this sketch are the same; the only difference is what Lula Mae hits Eenis with.

Hillbilly Moment

I'm gonna hit you in the head with a computer monitor!

Hillbilly Moment

I'm gonna hit you in the head with a bowling pin!

Hillbilly Moment

I'm gonna hit you in the head with a cactus branch!

Hillbilly Moment

I'm gonna hit you in the head with a steering wheel!

Hillbilly Moment

I'm gonna hit you in the head with a cement block!

Hillbilly Moment

I'm gonna hit you in the head with a pink toilet!

Little Crazy Hat Man

"Hey, don't look at her hairy mole, look at me."

Why Not Sumo?

"Yummy, yummy, yummy, stick a straw in my tummy!"

Allowance Doubler

The Allowance Doubler! It will make you rich, which will make you popular, which will make you happy!

LunchBay.com

LunchBay.com, the convenient way to sell your disgusting lunch items.