Quotes

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Ellie: I don't see a way out of this. Jessica: Well maybe there is.

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Cassidy: I love you Jessica because you make being a bitch an art form. Jessica: [miffed] Here, here.

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Jessica: I'm gonna deal with you later! Maggie: You might wanna deal with that hair first, because it looks like shit. Jessica: Please, god, don't let me get killed, please, god, don't let me get killed Cassidy: Stop, giving him ideas!

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Jessica: [agitated] What? Claire: I keep thinking about that text. Jessica: [breathing deep] Claire! Garrett is a little bitch. He says we made him kill Megan? As if. Seriously, Clair, grow a pair. Claire: Jessica, I've always had your back. Jessica: But you've never had a backbone.

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Mrs. Crenshaw: [pointing the rifle at the girls] I saw what you did. Jessica: [whispering] We didn't mean to kill Megan. Mrs. Crenshaw: Kill Megan? I was talking about you trashing my house.

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Jessica: Cassidy, my room. Theta toast. Now. Cassidy: You seen Andy? Jessica: [pulling her inside] Hoes before bros.

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Cassidy: Where is everybody? Claire: Probably dead. Jessica: Yeah, and the corpses drove their cars home. Idiot! Claire: Bitch. Jessica: Bucky? Where did everybody go? Bucky: After-party at Rho Sigma Nu. Jessica: What's that noise? Bucky: The Jacuzzi. It overheated. See you guys there? Cassidy: I still can't get Chugs on the phone. Claire: Maybe Megan won't kill us. I mean, we are sisters. Sisters for life, right? Jessica: Yeah, that ought to trump dumping her down a mineshaft. Cassidy: We cannot just leave his body at the lake. Jessica: I don't care what you guys do, but I'm going to go find Kyle to make sure he's okay and then I'm getting my stuff and I'm getting the hell out of here!, and never looking back! [Jessica walks through Ellie and Cassidy, bumping Cassidy's shoulder and goes to the house.] Claire: [irritated.] I'm going to shut that thing off. [She begins to go to the jacuzzi.] Ellie: No! Wait! Don't go alone. Claire: [turns to Ellie, holding the flare gun.] I'm good.

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Jessica: Ugh, This is so stupid. We are missing out on the part of the year. Cassidy: I know, how inconvinent. Why couldn't Ellie have had a nervous breakdown tomorrow? Jessica: You know Cassidy, your sarcasm makes you sound like a bitch and nobody likes a bitch. Ellie: [really scared] Megan's alive, you guys. Jessica: Ellie, you're being borderline retarded right now. She's not alive. Garret is doing this. Mrs. Crenshaw: [pointing the rifle at the girls] Talk. Cassidy: Okay, listen, it was an accident and we'll explain everything later but right now, Clair is dead, Mickey's dead, Chugs is dead and we don't know if Megan's alive or not. Maggie: Wait, so Megan's not dead? Jessica: We don't know! We need to get the hell out of here. Mrs. Crenshaw: Who else is here? Jessica: Kyle. Mrs. Crenshaw: Is he in on this thing? Jessica: [nervously] No. Mrs. Crenshaw: [cocking the rifle and aiming it at her] Lie to me again. Jessica: Okay, I told Kyle about Megan. Cassidy: Of course you did! What's