Jack and Jill

Jill: Oh, please! Tell me you don't feel this. Jack: I didn't feel it. Maybe if you did it harder. Jack: Little harder. Erin: No, Jill, stop it. He's kidding Jill: What? Otto: Donkey fight! Erin: Jill, are you okay?. Jill: Yeah, no, I'm fine. Gary, that was... He didn't 100% percent connect. Gary: Feel that, Daddy? Jack: I... I actually did feel something, there. Pride in my son.

Jack and Jill (2011 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Jack: I can't believe this. This is insane, man! You gotta call him! Jill: Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco. Jack: No, but Pacino liked you! I swear to God, he really liked you! Jill: Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.

Jack and Jill (2011 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Al Pacino: Amongst this princely heap, if any here, by false intelligence... Hold me a foe if I unwittingly... or in my rage, committed aught that is hardly borne by any in this princely presence, I do reconcile myself to his friendly peace. 'Tis death to me to be at enmity, and desire all good men's love. Where were you, Popcorn? Jack: What do you mean? It's 5:30. Al Pacino: No, no, it's 9: 30 my time. I was waiting for you at 5:30. Jack: Oh, it's four hours the other way. I just... I got confused. I... Al Pacino: Okay, whatever, whatever, whatever. What's going on? How's she doing'? Jack: We're, uh, we're, uh, we're coming along. That's how we're doing. Al Pacino: Coming along? What does that mean, "coming along"? What does that mean? Crowd #1: Come on, wrap it up! Jack: It means we're getting there. We just need a little more time. Al Pacino: Put her on the phone. I want to hear her voice. Jack: Ah, she's not here right now. Jill: This reminds me of that boat movie with Leonardo. Er

Jack and Jill (2011 film), CC BY-SA 4.0