Gone Girl

Margo Dunne: [discussing what kind of wood item Nick is going to give to Amy for their fifth wedding anniversary, the "wood" anniversary] So, what'd you get her?" Nick Dunne: There's no good gift for wood. Margo Dunne: I know. Go home, fuck her brains out, slap her with your penis. "There's some wood for you, bitch."

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Nick Dunne: I always wondered why you kept in touch, after everything. You were together for two years in boarding school, right? Desi Collings: She was my first serious girlfriend. Nick Dunne: Why did you break up? Desi Collings: That's a strange question. Nick Dunne: Did you treat her bad? Did you cheat on her? Desi Collings: That's a rude question. Nick Dunne: Let me tell you what Amy told me. She dumped you, you completely unravelled. You stalked her, you threatened her, you attempted suicide in her bed and were institutionalised. Desi Collings: Your wife is missing, and you came all this way to tell me this? Nick Dunne: Well I thought there might be another side to this story.

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Tanner Bolt: I will drill you as if you were doing a deposition. What to say, what not to say. Margo Dunne: A trained monkey? Tanner Bolt: A monkey who doesn't get the lethal injection.

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Nick Dunne: You fucking cunt! Amy Dunne: I'm the cunt you married. The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like. I'm not a quitter, I'm that cunt. I've killed for you; who else can say that? You think you'd be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I'm it. Nick Dunne: Fuck. You're delusional. I mean, you're insane, why would you even want this? Yes, I loved you and then all we did was resent each other, and try to control each other, and cause each other pain. Amy Dunne: That's marriage. Now, I'm getting ready. Margo Dunne: I can't watch you play house with that thing for the next 18 years! Nick Dunne: I can't just walk away. Margo Dunne: You could get custody. Nick Dunne: No, I won't, and you know it. It's gonna be my child, and I'm not gonna leave it. Margo Dunne: You wanna stay. Nick Dunne: I have a responsibility. It's not about what I want anymore. Margo Dunne: You wanna stay with her. [she chokes up further] You're breakin

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Nick Dunne: [after seeing positive pregnancy test] I didn't touch you! Amy Dunne: You didn't need to. Nick Dunne: Bullshit! That notice of disposal, I have that. You threw it out. Amy Dunne: The notice? Yes. [rubs stomach] Nick Dunne: I want a blood test! I want a paternity test! Amy Dunne: I love tests.

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