She's the One

Mr Fitzpatrick: [to Francis] Let me get this straight. You don't want to cheat on your girlfriend with your wife? Renee Fitzpatrick: Francis, I cannot remember the last time I saw your penis.

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Mr. Fitzpatrick: [about Mrs. Fitzpatrick] She's gonna be devastated. She's been up at that goddamn church every morning praying for your brother. And then yesterday she tells me I spend too much time on the boat. I don't even want to get into that discussion. And now you're gonna get divorced? Christ. She'll be up with Father John twenty-four hours a day. Thanks a lot, buddy. I'm probably going to have to start making my own breakfast again. Francis: I'm sorry if my divorce interferes with your breakfast plans, Dad.

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Mickey: Why are you getting so upset Dad? You don't even believe in God. Mr. Fitzpatrick: That doesn't mean I'm going to stop being a good Catholic.

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Heather: Look where your decency has gotten you. You are the only English-speaking white guy driving a cab in New York. That should tell you something. Mickey: You know what Heather, I gotta imagine it beats sucking dick for a living though, huh?

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Francis: Well, for one thing, I don't like the fact that you have sex with a geriatric. Heather: Well, how do you think I feel about you going home and seeing your wife every night? Francis: I haven't had sex with my wife in months. Heather: Well, I don't know if that is such a good idea, Francis. Clearly you need the practice.

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Heather: He doesn't care about my past. Francis: Is that because he doesn't know you were a hooker? Heather: He was my best customer.

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