The Mighty Boosh

I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Pain. Order up some violent quiche.

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<br>Captain Cabinets,<br>Trapped in cabinets.<br>Can he get out?<br>Will he get out?<br>Course he will.

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Fossil: The antipodian, masheeun, The Killeroo! Howard: What's all that about, I didn't know anything about that. Vince: Come on, it's just hype, you'll get the same treatment. Howard: Will I? Vince: Wait 'till you hear your introduction, come on [reassuring Howard] Fossil: Aaaaand fighting the Killeroo: Howard Mooooooon [silence in the crowd]<br> [under breath] Former male prostitute...

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Vince: Sit down. Now, that was possibly the weakest start to a boxing match ever. But don't worry alright? <br> Dance around a bit, bob and weave O.K? And keep him at bay with your jab alright? Just punch him in the snout alright? Howard, Howard? Howard: Have you come about the croutons? Vince: Just punch the big mouse. [inserts gum shield into Howard's mouth]

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Vince: [Recollections and flashbacks flashing on screen] All the images, what do they mean? How do you Kill-A-Roo? Australian: His balls mate, grab his flamin' balls. Vince: Oh right. Australian: [shakes head] Christ you're thick.

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[Addressing children] Why are you people so small? I can rest my drinks on your heads.

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