The Big Bang Theory, season 7

Leonard: [on phone on deck of ship in storm] Sheldon! It's not a great time. What do you want? Sheldon: Hello to you too. I'm sorry, but this is important. Leonard: What is it? Sheldon: Back to the Future 2 was in the Back to the Future 3-case, and Back to the Future 3 was, get this, in the Back to the Future 2-case. Leonard: SO?! Sheldon: So... Did you do that or am I in the house with an intruder? Leonard: Sheldon, I've got to go inside. It's getting rough out here. Sheldon: You're dodging the question. I knew it was you. What was that? Leonard: What was what? Sheldon: This isn't a very good connection, but it sounded like someone just released a kraken. Leonard: Okay, I'm hanging up now. You know there is no such thing as a kraaaa...

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Sheldon: Welcome to the exciting world of 3-D chess. Penny: Why don't you admit you only want to play this game because you always play with Leonard and you miss him? Sheldon: You over estimate his significance in my life. Penny: Mmm. Sheldon: Do I miss how he makes a face on my toaster waffle with syrup? No. Do I miss the way he fixes the zipper on my jacket when it gets stuck? I don't think so. Do I miss how we say good night to each other through the walls of our bedroom using Morse code? [Knocks his answer in Morse Code]. Penny: OK, I get it. I get it. You’re an emotionless robot. Sheldon: Well, I try.

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Amy: Sheldon. Your fight's with Leonard. Penny’s got nothing to do… Sheldon: Careful Amy. The friend of my enemy’s girlfriend is my enemy. Amy: Really. Sheldon: Yes. You’re either with me or against me. Amy: You want to take the bus to work? Sheldon: Maybe there’s a third option.

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Leonard: So am I driving you to work or are you still mad at me? Sheldon: I’d like a ride. Assuming you actually do take me to work. Leonard: Where do you think I would take you? Sheldon: Who knows? You said you’d be home yesterday, but came home three days ago. You say you’re taking me to work, but for all I know I’ll end up in a deserted amusement park, or a cornfield maze or a back alley dog fight. You tell me. Leonard: I’m going to work. You can come if you want. Sheldon: OK. By the way you have something on your shirt. Leonard: No, I don’t. Sheldon: Hurts, doesn't it? You know I find myself wondering if anything you every told me is true. Leonard: I didn't make it back. The ship sank. I’m in hell. Sheldon: You say you’re from New Jersey, but how can I believe you. Leonard: Why would anybody claim to be from New Jersey, if they weren't? Sheldon: All right, I’ll give you that one.

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Raj: I’m going to make you guys a scavenger hunt like they have at M.I.T. Howard: Oh, I love those. I did them every year there. Leonard: We did them at Princeton too. Howard: Oh, that’s cute. Like it’s a real college. Sheldon: Amusing. I was going to say that about M.I.T., but it works for Princeton, too. Amy: Scavenger hunts at Harvard were really tough. I’d always get stuck on the first challenge; trying to find someone to be on a team with me. [Laughs] I guess that story’s more sad than funny.

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Raj: OK, go ahead and divide yourselves into teams of two. Bernadette: Should we just do couples? Leonard: Couples sounds great or we could mix things up maybe pick teams out of a hat. Whatever. Penny: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Why don’t you just admit you don’t want to be on a team with me? Leonard: I just said couples sound great. Penny: Hm-mm. Yea. You don’t think I’m smart enough. You just think I’m going to be a liability. Even though I totally just used liability correctly in a sentence. Leonard: No, let’s do couples. I want to. Penny: Oh no, no. Let’s mix things up. I choose Sheldon and we’re going to kick your ass. Sheldon: Really? The only time I ever get picked first for the team and I’m stuck with the liability. Amy: Stop that. Penny is not a liability. Penny: Thank you. Do you want me to be on my team? Amy: Maybe we pick names out of a hat?

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