Spies Like Us

Boys, it would be a shame to have to kill you now.

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Gentlemen, I think you both should realize the gravity of this moment. I've spent the last two-and-a-half years of my life preparing for this penetration.

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When we commissioned the Schmectel Corporation to research this precise event sequence scenario, it was determined that the continual stockpiling and development of our nuclear arsenal was becoming self-defeating. A weapon unused is a useless weapon.

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Alice: You're not going to give me some bullshit that you're dying, are you? Emmett Fitz-Hume: No... not now.

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Captain Hefling: What about that red Chinese radio chatter? Austin Millbarge: It's done. Here you go. Captain Hefling: Done? That was a static-filled triple-scrambled microwave transmission between two soldiers talking in Mandarin Chinese! Austin Millbarge: Well the Chinese were only using a simple polyphonetically-grouped twenty-square-digit key transposed from boustrophedonic form with multiple nulls. I broke it with this. Captain Hefling: A Drogan's decoder wheel? They put these things into cereal boxes... for kids! Austin Millbarge: Yeah, I found it in a box of Lucky charms. Captain Hefling: Break it down again with the machines! Austin Millbarge: I already did. Captain Hefling: Well... Then clean up your desk!

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Emmett Fitz-Hume: Oh. Uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean? Test Monitor: Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test? Emmett Fitz-Hume: What do you think?

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