Friday the 13th

Pamela Voorhees: Come here! Come here now. You're the last one. I've killed all the others. It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason. Camp Counselor: Why are you doing this? Pamela Voorhees: You need to be punished for what you did to him. You let him drown. Jason was my son. Camp Counselor: No! No, please! Pamela Voorhees: You should've been watching him. Every minute! Voice of Pamela Voorhees: Jason. My special, special boy. They must be punished, Jason. For what they did to you. For what they did to me. Voice of Pamela Voorhees: Kill for mother.

Friday the 13th (2009 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Wade: Hey guys! Guys! I just found some broken down cabins over there. It's got to be the old camp. Who wants to go check it out? Mike: Is this all we brought to drink, no Heineken or anything? Richie: Fuck that euro-shit, this is Pabst Blue American Ribbon, my friend. Wade: You do realize this camp was closed down like 20 years ago? Some woman, she went fucking nuts, killed all these counselors. Blamed them for her son's drowning, he was like deformed or retarded or something. Mom got hers. Uh, apparently there was one survivor. This girl, she cut that lady's head off with a machete. It gets weirder. Richie: I'm sure it does. Wade: Her son, Jason, he came back. He was actually there. He watched his mom being beheaded. Actually, a friend of mine, he went to camp around here.. Richie: Aw, sh.. Wade: He went to camp around here! He said the cops came, they were looking for that Jason guy. You know what? Don't believe me, nobody does. Don't believe me. But I'm pretty sure the way the stor

Friday the 13th (2009 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Richie: How's that beer treatin' ya, beer snob? Mike: Better than my own piss. Wade: You can drink that by the way. Yours, hers, hers, mine, yours. Whitney: What? Wade: Swear to God, piss is sterile. Amanda: For the record, you will never drink my piss. Wade: That's what you think.

Friday the 13th (2009 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Richie: I get it though, dude, you do what you've got to do to survive, you know? If we were all out here starving to death, and you were, and you were dead, I'd eat your leg. Amanda: Really sweet. Yeah. Richie: Thank you. Wade: Why would you eat my leg, man? I can teach you how to fish, just go fishing. Richie: I don't eat fish. Amanda: That's not what you told me.

Friday the 13th (2009 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Trent: Nolan! How about I pay, you pump? Nolan: Sure, man. Hey, I give a wicked blowjob too. Trent: Okay, well, uhm, we'll try it out later.

Friday the 13th (2009 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Clay Miller: I wanted to ask you if maybe you've seen somebody. It's my sister. She came camping up around here with some friends. And she's gone missing. Old Lady: She ain't missing. She's dead. Clay Miller: What? Old Lady: Folk go missing ‘round here, they're gone for good. Outsiders come, they don't know where to walk. They bring trouble. We just want to be left alone! And so does he. Clay: So does who?

Friday the 13th (2009 film), CC BY-SA 4.0