Freddy Got Fingered

Get off the fucking bar, asshole!

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Your dad called me a retard, a slut, and a whore. I don't think he likes me very much, Gordy.

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[after seeing Darren's leg during the skateboarding accident] Oh, God! Get him a job! I mean, get him an ambulance! You get a job, he's got a job already!

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Farmer: Hey, don't climb that fence! You can't come over here! [Gord runs over and starts wagging the horse's penis] Hey! What the hell are you doing?! Are you crazy?!?! Gord: OHHH!! Oh, this is fun! Look at me daddy! I'm a farmer! Augh! Oh, this is fun! Look at me daddy! I'm a farmer! I'm a farmer, daddy! WOOO!! AHHH!!! When I grow up, I want to be a farmer! A farmer! Second Farmhand: What the hell are you doing?! Get the hell out of here!

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Gord: He's driving me insane. Freddy: No, no, you're driving him insane. You're older than me and you still live at home. I have a job, you know? I pay my own way. Gord: You work at a bank. Am I suppose to be dazzled? Freddy: Well, at least, I don't live at home. Gord: Yeah, you live in a tiny (bleep) and you can't afford breakfast so you come here and you eat for free.

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Jim: Where are you going? Gord: Bye-bye, Daddy! Bye-bye, Daddy! I'm going to get a job! Jim: You must think I'm a damn idiot! Gord: Um... Yes?

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