Tooth Fairy

Derek Thompson: I'm the Tooth Fairy. Randy: Thought you said you were a vampire. You got some inconsistent mythology.

Tooth Fairy (2010 film), CC BY-SA 4.0

Derek Thompson: Does this tutu make my butt look big? Lily: Huge.

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Derek Thompson: [driving in his car, clearly upset about how the game went when he sees Carly and her kids] Oh great... [gets out the car to see them] Carly: Hey honey, how was your game? Derek Thompson: Not good. Tess: Derek, guess what? I have another loose tooth. Derek Thompson: Good for you, honey. Carly: What's the matter, hon? Derek Thompson: Everything. Nothing, you know. Forget it. Randy: Can we go practice now? Derek Thompson: You know what, can we skip today's session. I just don't have it in me. Randy: But the Talent Show's tomorrow night. Derek Thompson: You will be fine. Randy: I need at least one more run through it. Derek Thompson: No, you don't, okay. Randy: No, I do need it. I just need a little more practice. Just so I can get down. Derek Thompson: [snaps] Hey, hey, hey! It doesn't matter what you do in the Talent Show. You're never gonna be a famous rock star. You're just gonna be another kid with a guitar. [Randy stares, feeling hurt] So do yourself a favor and just

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Derek Thompson: [trying to sleep after his life was basically ruined when he hears someone knock on the door. He opens it to see Tracy] Why are you here? Tracy: Lily gave me this. [shows a permit showing he's now a tooth fairy in-training] Obviously, it's just a permit but the main thing is I am on the way. Derek Thompson: Okay well, you should be on your way out of my place. I am going to bed. Tracy: No, this is all thanks to you. We got to go out and celebrate. I know a place where all the hot fairy godmothers hang out. Derek Thompson: Are you out of your mind?! I just lost everything that's important to me! My girlfriend, those kids. And I will probably just hang out my skates for good. All because like an idiot I bought into your tooth fairy garbage. And look where it's gotten me! Tracy: What? You make one effort after all these years and it doesn't work out and suddenly you're just gonna give up? It's not suppose to be that easy. And you know it. Derek Thompson: I will tell you wh

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Derek Thompson: Tess. Tess: Derek. Derek Thompson: Hi, honey. Tess: Hi, Derek. I like your costume. Derek Thompson: I have to tell you something. I was wrong. The tooth fairy. It's real and it's me. Tess: I know. Derek Thompson: No, honey, I am not talking about the hockey tooth fairy. I am a real tooth fairy. Tess: No, you're not. Tess: You are the real tooth fairy. Derek Thompson: It will just be our secret, okay. Tess: Okay.

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Derek Thompson: Randy. Randy: What are you doing here? Derek Thompson: I have to talk to you. Randy: Go away. Derek Thompson: Listen. Those things I said yesterday, I was wrong. Randy: I don't care. Derek Thompson: You gotta keep playing guitar. You're really good. And nothing you love doing that much could ever be a waste of time. I am so sorry. Randy: Even if I wanted to, I can't. I smashed my guitar, remember? Tonight is the Talent Show. Derek Thompson: Hold on a second. [makes a new guitar for Randy with his magic wand] Maybe this will help. Randy: Whoa, it's awesome. How did you do that? Derek Thompson: All-purpose magic generator.

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